I was enjoying my soggy fruit loops while reading a wonderful book called "The Night i bumped into you.. (kitzpov) (I'm so sorry kafk)" a real work of art. When my best best best pal Grim breaks the door down and starts shaking me like a snowglobe.
"Cassius, I have wonderful news!! You won't believe it. "
"Did you shower?"
"No.. but I'm getting married!"
"Huh?"
"To the queen of England."
"Oh, okay."
I returned to reading my ten out of
ten book, when I realized something.. the queen of England is not only DEAD but not exist in our universe. I would question it further, but I didn't care that much.
"By the way, we are getting married innn uhhh... 5 minutes! You're my best man, so be there!"
"Wait.. FIVE MINUTES???"
I threw my soggy bowl of cereal at the wall. There's no way he's getting married in FIVE MINUTES!!! I mean, getting married to some random lady is one thing, but in FIVE MINUTES!?!?!? I set my book down and ran to the wedding venue. It was just some alleyway behind a mall.
"Oh, hello, golden star." I could recognize this distinct hatred for me anywhere. It was Cherry!
"Howdy Cherry, where's Grim? I'm starting to think this marriage is a bad idea. "
"Not sure. To be honest, I only came here for the free beer and food"
"Wow, okay, biggie. Guess I have to find him by myself."
Cherry glared at me, but I didn't care. I was too busy trying to make sure Grim didn't get married to some 98 year old lady, but I was too late. Grim was already walking down the aisle. I went back to my spot next to Cherry. Grim walked down the aisle while "It's been so long" played. When he got to the alter with the queen before they could start their vows.... NAGITO KOMAEDA STOOD UP IN THE CROWD AND OBJECTED
"NO, THATS WRONG!!! GRIM, YOU CANT MARRY THE QUEEN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" Someone else stood up it was SATORU GOJO???
"GRIM, DONT LISTEN TO HIM. I LOVE YOU!"
You'd think that would be all the people who objected, but NO next, it was Mars, the author of the best book ever. "The night i bumped into you.. (kitzpov) (I'm so sorry kafk)"
"Grim senpai!!!! These bakas aren't for you!! I'm the one for you, DESSUUU"
Seriously, that's not all. I don't feel like giving each person their own objection, so here's a list. Kafka/Marin (hi ily) Sans, Gendo Ikari, Zhongli, Murata Himeko, Misato Katsuragi, William Afton, Light Yagami, Levi Akerman, Saitama, Goku, Vegeta, Jones from fortnite, every brozone member, golden freddy, childe tartaglia Makima, Hisoka, The horse prince from that weird dating sim, the lorax, gru, and Mikasa Akerman. Cherry and I stared at the complete nonsense happening before us. One of us had to do something, or Grim would be like King Henry the 8th sqaured. I grabbed some bug spray and began to spray every like that one Maya winky clip. Soon, they all scampered away. The only people left were me, Grim, and Cherry.
"Well, that was.. something." Cherry said while grabbing a flask out of her boobs like an alcohol freak.
"Yeah.. I can't believe I almost got married to Kafka/Marin (hi ily) Sans, Gendo Ikari, Zhongli, Murata Himeko, Misato Katsuragi, William Afton, Light Yagami, Levi Akerman, Saitama, Goku, Vegeta, Jones from fortnite, every brozone member, golden freddy, childe tartaglia Makima, Hisoka, The horse prince from that weird dating sim, Nagito, Gojo, and Mikasa Akerman" Grim sighed wearily.
"Hey wait, weren't you marrying the queen of England? What happened to her? "
I questioned, I looked over and the old decrepited woman. She was now VERY dead.
"Damn, that's crazy.. anyway, who wants to go home and play with Pogs?"
So we all went home and played with pogs.
Thhggeeeee end!
