Slashers x Male Reader Scenarios

Slashers with a s/o who rants about a hyper fixation 

Don't mind me, y'all
;)
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Michael-
You'd get that blank stare for hours on end whenever you ramble. No blinking, just staring. Bro couldn't be any less interested in what you have or say. He's honestly just there so you feel like you have someone who listens. It's sweet but in an asshole way, ya know? He just, doesn't care. 😘

Brahms-
Bro is the worst person to rant to about something you love. Like, he'll listen to you for about 10 minutes before cutting you off and changing the subject to— well, him. If he isn't your hyper fixation, he doesn't wanna listen. If you keep talking, this man baby will glare and whine at you until you shut the fuck up. Since you are his, he will be the only thing you're allowed to talk about so fondly. So... get over it ig 🤷Sorry, not sorry 😍
(His words not mine 😒)

Billy and Stu-
Billy is on the edge of being okay and annoyed with your rants. Sometimes he'll listen to you and talk with you for hours on end with actually interest in what you're saying. And other times.. he's an asshole🤯! What a surprise😱! He mocks you and then repeats your words back to yourself in a condescending manner. Mostly because he's got to make you redirect your attention to him. Even if it's bad attention, he still wants it.
Stu on the other hand will listen and always cuts you off to add to your rants. Not on purpose but he just enjoys talking to you. So, he'll cut you off in the middle of your sentence and say something that may or may not be relatively related to whatever your taking about. There's a fifty-fifty chance that he will change the subject without realizing it and just rant himself.

Billy Lenz-
Does he care? No, not really. Will he tell you that? Yep. Straight to your goddamn face baby. He'll tell you to shut up and then kiss you if you don't. It's not like he's annoyed, the complete opposite actually. He's just looking for anyway to get in your pants 🥳. So, don't be mad at him. Or do. He doesn't care honestly. Sometimes, if you're lucky, he'll listen to you and even say some things related to the topic🎉! But soon you'll realize it's because.... Can you guess? I'll let you guess. Guess. 😐

Hannibal-
Hannibal being the wonderful human being he is (don't mention his people eating habits 💀), he'll listen to you for HOURS babes. Like, just listening. Almost how Michael would but Hannibal actually care about what your saying. He'll remember things you say and bring them up days later just to hear you ramble again. Its his favorite part of the day. Hearing you talk about something you're so passionate about. Being who he is, he will try to understand why you're so infatuated with said thing but non the less, he just wants you to be happy. And if that thing makes you happy, he's fine with it.

Jason(pookie bear😍)-
He'll try his hardest to seem interested in what you're saying, keeping eye contact and nodding his head constantly. But in reality he won't understand why you're so obsessed with this one thing. I mean, he gets it somewhat but not enough to be genuinely interested. Half the time he's confused and when you're not looking, he'll just blankly stare at you as he tries to digest what the hell you're saying. Poor baby is trying here y'all 🥲

Norman-
Norman can't hide his confusion or how nervous he looks as you ramble. Confused because it's hard to understand what the fuck you're talking about and nervous because he doesn't want you to notice that he's confused. He'll do fake laughs at random times and nod when you look at him. His nervous smile looking almost painful. It would take a while for him to become used to your rants but when he does, he'll contribute and even ramble a bit too. Though, most of the time he'll just give you those loving eyes and watch you talk. He's mine y'all. Mine. 🙄

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Hey guyssss, I know I've been gone for really really long. I want to apologize because I know you guys really enjoy this book and I've been postponing making any new parts. It's been hard these past few weeks due to my grandpa passing away but I have finally gotten my motivation back to write again. That's the only time ima mention this cause I just want you guys to enjoy my writing and not worry about my life. Just thank you. I love you guys so much.

—Your beautiful, amazing, hot, best author, ME 🙄

((I really do love you guys and have missed writing, just saying 🤷😍))