That time two deities got amnesia

Page one

"SHIT, RUN YOU IDIOTS, THE ALARM WENT OFF!" Wren was shouting, like usual, and the others involved were all panicking and running to the van Jamie, the orchestrator of the robbery, owned. Wren ripped the back door open and jumped in, followed by a few others and lastly Evan, who hit his head on the door, kinda tripped in, and got pulled to the side as wren slammed the doors shut, and the van began driving off. "WHOOO!" Wren shouted, followed by glares from the group, who were pressed against the van walls. "Is nobody having fun here?"

Evan raised his hand "i am, but i think shouting isnt the best choice seeing as we are being hunted by police"
wren motioned to Evan "see? This guy knows what it's about!" And followed silence, short lived though as wren went and sat next to Evan, and started a conversation.

"Hi, im wren. You are?" Wren said expectantly, to which Evan replied "im Evan, nice to meet you. You're very skilled at lock picking, where did you learn?" Wren seemed to be thinking deeply, and said "im pretty sure a teacher got me interested in lock picking, but im mostly self taught" wren shifted in their seat. "thats cool, hey, you seem like a cool person, wanna meet up tomorrow night? My number is #######" Evan said in a cheery voice "Yeah sure, lemme write that down" wren took out their phone and typed Evan's number into his contacts app
"Done. Oh! It looks like we made it to the woods, there's a applebees nearby if you want to get some food while waiting for the cops to give up" wren said in an inviting tone "-if you want to, that is! I'll pay and all" he finished, a bit of a nervous tinge in his voice.
"Sounds good, you lead the way!" Evan replied happily. 'Nice! Free food! I wonder if the rest of the group made plans of what to do in the meantime..' Evan thought as he and wren began to walk down a path in what must be the direction of the city.

(TIMESKIP TIME YALL. YOUR GONNA BE SEEING THIS A LOT DURING BORING IN BETWEEN SCENES. Their about two quarters of the way down the mountain now, btw)

"Oww, my fuckin legss" Evan groaned, sitting on a rock "fine, you lazy ass, stand up and hold still" wren said, walking over to Evan. Evan obliged, but not without a reluctant groan, before a yelp of surprise after being lifted off the ground by wren with ease. "Hey! Put me down!" Evan shouted, to which wren replied "it's either this or walking, and im tired of hearing you complain" and continued carrying Evan down the mountain. "Well at least how long is left?" Evan asked. "About ten minutes, now shush"

(At the bottom of the mountain)

Wren stopped abruptly and dropped Evan once they got to the bottom, warranting a kind of half scream half surprised screech from Evan. "OW! DUDE!" Evan said, standing up and rubbing a bruise forming on his arm after being dropped. "You're fine, now c'mon" wren started walking towards the city, and Evan had to jog to catch up, before evening out his pace to talk to wren.

"You couldn't wait up?" Evan muttered staring at wren. "No, I couldn't. And watch out for the pole" Evan stared at wren, a confused look on his face. "What pol-" but was cut off by walking into a metal pole and stumbled backwards.

"Idiot. Are you alright?" Wren said as he helped Evan up "yeah, thanks dude" the two stood in silence for a few seconds before breaking out laughing.

"You are surprisingly easy to talk to. I thought you were an asshole for a bit there" Evan said as the pair began walking towards the applebees.

"Probably because im the best" wren said striking a pose. "Uhm.. sorry to burst your bubble but no" Evan said, half laughing. Wren managed to pretend to be upset for about five seconds before returning to conversation.

"We're almost there dude" wren said, pulling Evan from his own head as he realised they were across the street from the restaurant. "Oh, thanks for the heads up" the two crossed the street, and got seated at a two person table in a corner.

"So, what's your life like? We only met a few hours ago and you seem interesting" wren said, staring intently at Evan.

Evan, looking a bit flustered began to speak. "Oh! Uh.. well i work at a Dairy Queen for some extra cash, I live with a roommate named Jason, who owns a cat named falafel, uhm.. i recently dropped out of college because I couldn't afford it, and i was disowned at fifteen for being panromantic and asexual"

"Oh! I'm asexual to! But im not sure of my romantic attraction, if there is any at all" wren said cheerfully.

Evan stared at wren for a bit longer, seemingly stunned. To get rid of the awkward felling he grabbed the menu and began looking.

(One hour later. they are almost done eating)

"So, wanna hang out some time for real? I enjoyed talking to you" Evan said. "Sure, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx, just text me later" wren replied.

"Oh, my memory is really bad. Can you write that down please?" Evan asked "sure" wren said as he scrawled his phone number in pen onto a paper towel.

"Well-" Evan said, standing up and grabbing the paper towel "-let's get going. See ya around wren!" He said as wren stood too.

"Yeah. See you around Evan" he smiled warmly and the two left, walking in separate directions towards their homes.

That is all for page one, i will update eventually!