Laughter Lines ☼ all about my original characters ☼

Incorrect Quotes

Persie: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Levi: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Persie: Stop.

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Persie: Do you think I'm plastic?
Rich: No.
Persie: Phew. Oka-
Rich: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

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Rory, texting: Persie, will you please go to sleep?
Persie, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Rory, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Rory, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Persie, texting: I'm trying
Rory, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Rory, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)

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Luke: How would you like your coffee?
Persie: As dark as my soul.
Luke: So, basically, what you're telling me is you just want a cup of milk.
Persie: ...

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Persie: Bonjour. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Jayden: I'm flattered, Si, but I'm not going to sleep with you.
Persie: Oh shit, is that what that means? I'm gonna kill Levi, no wonder Mrs. Dodds got so mad.

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Persie: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Levi: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Persie: I—
Persie: I don't know the correct answer to that question.

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Persie: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Summer: Oh my god, really?!
Persie: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Levi: My hands are cold.
Persie: Here, let me hold them.
Levi: My lips are cold too.
Persie: *covers Levi's mouth with her hand*

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Persie: We have a problem.
Rory: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Persie: Go fuck yourself
James, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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Persie: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Levi: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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James: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Persie: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Benjamin: Did it hurt when you fell-
Persie: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Benjamin: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Persie: ...
Benjamin: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Persie: Levi and I are no longer friends.
Levi: PERSIE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!

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Persie: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Rich: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
Persie: ...
Persie: Fuck you