Corrupt official: This all began when I went outside for the day to think of what I'm gonna do.
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Corrupt official: The answer is, THEY happened. These two bitches happened. You wanna know what I did wrong? Nothing! I did nothing to deserve this! I am a corrupt government official, completely innocently and peacefully giving the high ranking people the most benefits and giving the low and middle ranks absolutely nothing.
Corrupt official: In this essay, I will teach you something very important. I will be teaching you how to avoid getting the Eclipse Magicals' attention.
-Step 1: you can't.
Corrupt official: What the fuck. Of course it's possible man!
-Step 2: look behind you.
Corrupt official: Ayo what? You trying to trick me or smth, ain't gonna work.
