A bunch of random PJO/HOO headcanons

Fish

There was yelling and shouting coming from the Poseidon table. Everyone knew that could only mean one thing... Percy and Jason were fighting. Demigods had started to come closer to see what was going on. Percy and Jason were standing on opposite sides of the table just yelling. The sky above them had darkened and the water near them was began to shake. People stared, Jason and Percy did fight a lot but they were still good friends. Everyone thought it was some feud because of their parents. Chiron came over to try to break up the fight. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!" Percy yelled. Jason rolled his eyes and yelled "I AM!" Percy slammed his hands on the table. "NO YOU'RE NOT! IF YOU WERE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT FISH!!!" Chiron raised his eyebrows, "is that what this is about?!?! A fish?!?!" Percy and Jason looked at him and in unison yelled "YES!" And went back to arguing.