Obsessed

The pig

As they walk, they see a boy who talks to them about this man that asked for this beautiful girl for her hand in marriage, but this man was an ugly shapshriting demon pig, which won't let her go. " Oh, I see, we should help." Tripitaka looks at Ao Lie, Macaque, and....That ..One. " I say fuck you." Macaque covers Wukongs mouth as Tripitaka ignores that, They go to the family and they agree but the thing is that one of them has to go in there save the girl and then act like her and sure a hell Wukong won't do that. " So Sun is out of the picture, so Macaque, you think you can hand-held it?" Tripitaka looks at Macaque as Macaque was about to say yes, Wukong stopped him and made himself the one to save that bitch of her and act like her." ugh! stupid ass whore of a monk "Oh HeY I'm TrIpItAkA AnD YoU HaVe To Be A MoNk JuSt LiKe Me-" Wukong sees Macaque staring at him and ignores the fact of hearing that." MANGOS WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT I WAS JUST JOKING OKAY! IT WAS A JOKE IT WAS A JOKE!" Wukong goes on his knees and holds Macaque's legs, Macaque forgiving Wukong because he just showed out of nowhere and was listening to Wukong talking but it's okay." Peaches it's okay I won't leave you Peaches I won't." Macaque pulls Wukong into a hug, Of course the monkey king was worried that Macaque was gonna leave him and not love him, For hoe he acts but that seems not the case. " So you won't leave me?" Wukong wipes his tears away. " Of course I won't Peaches, we've gone through a lot so I rather stay by your side." Macaque smiles at Wukong, which Wukong smiles back, his tail wagging like crazy as he takes macaque hand and pulls him into a kiss. " I love you, Mangos!" Wukong hugs Macaque." I love you too, Peaches, Now let's keep this journey going so it will be quickly for us to get back home." Wukong nods happy as he does what he was told and after a while. Macaque comes to see that Pig demon and Wukong fighting." So I kept on hitting on a woman too many times that they ounish me and made me look like this like how rude is that." The pig demon starts to vent now, his not the villain, which makes Wukong feel like this pig is just a bitch while fighting, The pig demon says something about how "You well never understand because you're not in a relationship or Even married." Wukong snaps at the pig demon saying that yes he is obessed to a non healthy case but at least the monkey chooses to say with him and that a bitch like you got yourself kicked out of heaven because you didn't want to keep it in your pants and just have to be a bitch to everyone. That hurt the pig demon so much that he hits Wukong, but it doesn't do anything to him...Then Tripitaka and the others get there they see the pig demon getting cook alive by wukong before Macaque stops him and Tripitaka and Ao Lie help that pig demon out. " So what's your name?" Tripitaka asked as the pig demon eats a bowl of noodles. " Zhu Wuneng, but you can call me pigsy for short." Zhu Wuneng says with pride before Wukong breaking the pride." No wonder why you're wife didn't want you IT'S BECAUSE YOU UGLY ASS FUCK YOU AS WH-" Macaque covers Wukongs mouth... They all get ready and continues on their journey to the west....With keeping Wukong 6 ft away from Zhu Wuneng or else one cooked pig to eat on the road which Ao Lie, Tripitaka and Macaque don't let that happen

I didn't mean to like this long because 667 is a lot of words

Happy birthday everyone!