Mk's book of Confusion

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It's been 5 weeks since I have been training with the Monkey King, and he judged me like I'm on a court case and I'm the person getting Judge, he keeps training me on my Balance. And how quick I can react, he calls me sloppy and all, but then here's the kicker... Even though Macaque comes by to check on me and Monkey King, Monkey King would fold over like a long chair  quicker then that, and He would just shower Macaque with Compliments and all of that, I know their married but damn it what the fuck!? Monkey King just folds over faster than a long chair and just acts obessed, which I find unhealthy, but I've been doing will with Monkey Kings' behavior, but whenever I talk about Macaque to Monkey king, he would just talk on and on and on about how Macaque is just a great husband/wife, one time I got my ass beat because I said "If you keep going on about how great macaque is someone is gonna steal him" and he answered back. " You take my wife. I take your neck." I almost peed myself when he said that. He is too much and too obessed, and I don't understand why his like this in the first place. Why?"

Mk finishes writing and closes his book and goes to Deliver noodles, but then everything goes blank when he goes to someone's house, and they open the door

Mk wakes up late for work, but Pigsy gives Mk a day off, and Mk does his normal things thinking everything is perfect, but then when Mei was dressed, pretty Mk got confused but then Mei falls onto Mk and says something that Mk thought that was disgusting. " Mk, I love you."  Mk throws up in a trash can, and Mei apologizes. " Mei, you know I'm gay." Mk says before leaving and running off, not understanding why Mei said that, but then Monkey King showed up. "Oh, did I miss training?  Or is this about me saying that about Macaque." Mk says about to accept his fate, but - "Who's macaque?" Mk looks up in shock." YOU'RE YOU'RE WIFE!" Mk yells at Wukong. " I have a wife?" Mk realizes this isn't his world, and he goes to the place where he got the staff. Of course, his friends tried to stop him, but Mk made it

and shows up in front of two demons they were Yin and Jin, but Mk gets an idea. " WHAT YOU WANT TO MARRY THE SIX EARED MACAQUE!?" Mk yells before Yin and Jin can say anything how shows up but a very pissed of Monkey king." WHO!?." Wukong breaks one of the walls while looking at Mk." Those guys." Mk points at Jin and Yin that were trying to escape, and Monkey King grabs his staff from Mk. " Have fun buds. Oh, did I mention they made you not have Macaque in a universe they trapped me in?" Wukong gets more pissed off, and Mk leaves drinking a soup ass Jin and Yin getting beaten up by the one and only pissed off Monkey King

Mk gets home happy that his friends and dads aren't perfect, and Mk goes upstairs and opens his book. " But in the end, the Monkey King is a good guy when you don't want to deal with two dumb demons that forgot and didn't know because the book never told Monkey. King, having a wife, gets beaten up by the Monkey King for not knowing, and I hope in Jesus name Amen for those demons, let these souls be redeemed and I hope I never see them again 1/5/2020"

Mk closes his book and goes to bed knowing those demon guys are probably die.....maybe......." MONKEY KING WAIT"

I hope you all liked this, and if you know the date you know, it's season 1, episode 5  is where Yin and Jin first show up so it was fun and Google didn't help me find the episode number so I hated to use YouTube to find it so hope. You all have a good even,day, or night, and happy birthday to all. 704 words :D

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