Countryhumans: EU and his countries.

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Saqoia: what's up everyone, EU, you ready?!

EU: *sighs* ready as I'll ever be.

AU: relax bro, they can't be as bad as UN's countries!

UN: Hey!

EU: oh ho, you'll see.

Saqoia: first off is Germany. *Snaps her fingers*.


Kendo: I don't know whether to be concerned or laughing.

EU: to be quiet honest......I don't know either.

Dabi: Why the hell did he swallow shampoo in the first place.

EU: Germany is what you call a workaholic, meaning he doesn't stop working.

UN: True, he runs on either 3 hours of sleep or 3 cups of triple shot caffeine espresso.

Mic: Yeesh, and I thought Shota had a coffee addiction.

Aizawa: it's not an Addiction of it helps me work.

Mic: *rolls his eyes* Sure.

Saqoia: Alright next.

EU: yeah.... Germany can't take a joke.

Monoma: anyone else feel a chill down their spine?

AU,UN,ASEAN,WHO,NATO: *raise their hands*. Yes!!

Denki: Damn, Bro needs to have some humor in his life.

Saqoia: you want humor, I'll show you humor.

EU: oh no.

Hawks/ Dabi: WHO DOESN'T PUT ICE IN BEER, EVERYONE LOVES A COLD BEER!!!

EU: Germany, apparently.

WHO: he gets it from his Father, well Fathers.

Toga: who's his Fathers.

Saqoia: I'll show you.


Everyone- Countries: Wait...... GERMANY AND RUSSIA ARE SIBLINGS!!!!

Saqoia: yep! Countries, whether male or female can give birth!

Students/Villains: I don't even want to know.

Saqoia: good, cuz up next we have, Italy.

EU: good gravy.

Girls: Aww, he's adorable!!

UN: yeah, just don't put pineapple on pizza.

Boys: Why?

Saqoia: here I'll show you.

Shigraki: ok I just like to ask, what is so wrong with pineapple pizza.

Saqoia: EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHAT!!!

Mirko: why do you hate pineapple pizza so much?

Saqoia: 1(it's disgusting.

2(people keep calling it Hawaiian pizza even though it never came from Hawaii. It was made in Canada.

And 3(pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

Sniper: I guess that makes sense.

Saqoia: it Better. Next.

Mina: They're adorable!!!

EU: yeah, we call them our wholesome duo.

Hawks: why's that?

AU: *😏* wanna tell them EU or should I?

Jiro: tell us what?

WHO: I got this. The reason why we call them the wholesome duo is because anytime EU tries to give his countries their work and assignments, he always without fail, finds them fucking their lovers. It's hilarious!!

EU: s-shut up!

AU: what, it's not like your countries walked in on you Fucking ASEAN.

EU: I SAID SHUT UP. *Hides his face in embarrassment*.

Saqoia: *dying of laughter* I'm...I'm just going to let you all cool off! *Laughs some more*.

EU:🖕!!!

Saqoia: well Fuck you too!!

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