How to be Funny

Introduction (or something of the sorts)

Are you tired of being uninvited from family gatherings because you told a shit joke at the dinner table and everyone blankly stared at you? What about being embarrassed since you shared a joke with your friends and you were the only dumbass laughing?

Welcome to "How to be Funny"! This will be a guide on telling jokes, the types of humor, and the history behind it. As you read, you'll slowly start to transform into the funniest person and have everybody cracking up at the next party. Hopefully, you won't have to worry about telling a war joke to a stranger just to find out that they're a veteran (don't do this no matter the circumstances).

As a disclaimer, none of these tips and tricks should be used as a medical diagnosis. I don't want to see comments saying they screamed "grilled cheese" at their neighbor's car repeatedly and blame it on being chronically unfunny. No, you're chronically insane, see a doctor, please.

Besides that, I hope you enjoy reading this guide that I exquisitely wrote alone (don't clown me about grammatical errors or else). Stop the silence and start the heeheehahas.