(This is kinda a one shot tbh)
Cristopher: *is sitting, blasting Rihanna with his earbuds while reading a book titled "the subtle art of not giving a fuck"*
Willhelm: *smacks the book out of Cristopher's hands and sits on Cristopher's lap"
Cristopher: *takes his earbuds out* what the hell dude?
Willhelm: why read a book when you have a boyfriend?
Cristopher: *laughs*
Willhelm: what's so funny?
Cristopher: you're jealous of a book?
Willhelm: no I'm not! It's just you have limited time on earth and you're reading a book when you have a lover?
Cristopher: and I'm 13. I think I'm pretty far from dying.
Willhelm: love meeeeee!
Cristopher: you tell me you hate me all the time...
Willhelm: that's because I'm used to talking down on people!
(Story swap to Crisbell spying on them and keeping Matias with her forcefully)
Crisbell: this in nice!
Matias: and why do we have to be in a bush?
Crisbell: *shrugs* because it's fun?
Matias: this is not fun Crisbell
Crisbell: our definitions of fun are very different.
(Kay back 2 the gayboys (note: Cristopher is gay, but Willhelm is omnisexual. Just fyi)-)
Cristopher: also are you going to stop sitting on me?
Willhelm: are you ever gonna stop hitting on my teenage niece?
Cristopher:....you told me too....
Willhelm: well I came here because I wanted to ask you to go on a date with me...
Cristopher: sure.
(So timeskip. They went to a restaurant that was fancy and there was too much cutlery so Cristopher was confused, but this was easy for Willhelm.)
Cristopher:........
Willhelm:..........does she have to be here?
Crisbell: I'm chaperoning for Cristopher!
Cristopher:....why?
Crisbell: just act like I'm not here!
Cristopher: lovely night, huh?
Willhelm: *grabs Cristopher's hands* not as lovely as you~
Crisbell: *trying not to take a picture*
Matias: I'm also here to chaperone Willhelm!
Willhelm: I think we're mature eno-
Matias: just act like I'm not here!
Willhelm:.....
(It was very awkward)
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Cristales dumb stuff and stories
FanficCristales is neat. These are just some stupid stories written by me. Be easy on me. I ain't a professional writer. There's one ship, it's Cristopher x Willhelm. (Sometimes Willhelm needs to actually shut the fuck up)
