(in class)"Well...it felt certainly stupid to be doing that dumb work.. I mean, it was easy, don't get me wrong.. But.. Stupid. I should probably just pack my things before the bell rings. Today is gonna be a long day." I told myself, gathering my things and getting ready to head out the classroom. Suddenly, I trip over a board on the floor. Ugh, just terrible! It hurt..didnt feel too nice.. Definitely a good fall, until I heard a familiar voice and the shadow of an offering hand. "Hey dude, watch your step. There's a floor there." Stan giggled, reaching out to pull me up. I rather touch an infected frog with wards and a deadly sickness than to touch this man's hand. I pushed myself up, rolling my eyes at Stan and dusting off my beautiful black jacket. Black is quite the exquisite color. Anywho, I saw no reason to not state my opinion to this man.. Is this a man? Or an infected elephant penis? Ugh, men. Shut the hell up, I know I'm a man but I mean.. SOME men. "Ugh, get away you rat.. You rodent." I growled, gathering my things. "Woah now, look, Gregory, I didn't do anything to you." Looking back, hearing Stan say my name in such a teasing way was pretty sexy, my my. But this.. Rat.. Dare say he didn't do anything? What about this, huh?
SEE, FULL PROOF!! "Yes, you did actually. The banana?" I reminded him roughly. That drunk bastard should have known what I meant. And get this, HE said it was MY fault... HOW?! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!
For shame. Well, after that, u gathered my things and pushed past him. I bet his eyes were locked on this fat juicy ass. Ha.. I'm funny. Anywho, I went to the bathroom to use it, and guess who was there? STAN... STAN AGAIN. SMOKING WEED. This dirty ass monkey must think I'm playing with him. "Well, welcome back" Stan said.. I'm surprised you people reading this give two fucks about what he says. I hate this man, and I bet y'all remember his lines more than mine. Only the REAL Gregory Bellarose wolfgang know all of my lines.
(SORRY, IDK WHY IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME HAVING HIM SO SASSY. I PROMISE IN CHAPTER 3 OR 4 HE'LL BE FIXED.)
Anywho, I best get to my next class, I have things to do rather than be with this process of rubbish.
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Stangory
RomanceA LITTLE STORY FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO WISHED I'D WRITE IT! <3 Anywho, this story is of Stangory (is you couldn't tell by the title)! There's some NSFW in it so.. go wild reading ig? Any questions, comments, complaints, or advice for this writing...