BEBO STOP!! YOU TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT SEX IS GREAT BUT THEN. HE GRABS YOUR WOOD SPOON AND BONKS IT ON YOUR HEAD! GO TO HORNY JAIL! BEBO SAYS. YOU GRAB THE SPOON AND BONK HIM AND SAY "LET ME HAVE SEX WITH A GORGEOUS BLOB LIKE YOU!!!"
Then he says it. Sure. You bonk him with the spoon for good measure. It didn't hurt cuz he's a blob and only felt a good pat and he thought it was hot. He sexes you. That's right you're getting it on with bebo. It was good. WOW! IM NOT DEPRESSED! BEBOS SAYS! Appsrently it's one of his anitdepressants that he forgot to take so he- You fill in the details cuz I'm NOT typing that. Oh yeah he don't have any reproductive organs cuz he's a blob and they only reproduce with other blobs by making out.
Then he gets you going and regrets it.
"I'm never doing THAT again." Bebo says as he bonks you with a spoon. You're like. Damn. And he goes and does it again. It's an endless cycle of getting it on with bebo and being bonked. It was all worth the time in the end cuz now you can say "i got it on with bebo!" to all your friends.
He's a sex repulsed blob.
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Bebo Akapane (UTAU) Dates You (Official Fic) (Canon)
RomanceHe Literally Does! Starts out like a typical x reader, then BEBO PUNCHES YOU WHEN YOU WANNA DO THE DEVILS TANGO!!! THEN HE DOES IT!
