•●Ritzneer and Velchid Oneshots!●•

Showtime!

[In this one veneer and velvet actually have talent.] [Requested by @lesbianweirdo123!]

Velvet was just in the dressing room waiting for veneer as he was STILL looking for his supposed "butt" marker.

Velvet:There is No way he actually has one. Ive never even seen him bring it to any of our shows??

Veneer:Found it!

Velvet looks up to see that veneer actually had a butt marker-

Velvet:Bro i have 3 questions.
1. Why do you even have that?
2.Why did you buy it?
And 3.WHAT IS THE USE OF IT.

Veneer just stared at Velvet with a blank stare

Veneer:Uhm... ANYWAYS WE GOTTA GO

Veneer started the car and drove to the place they would be performing.

•●•During the car ride•●•

Velvet:Mind explaning now?

Veneer:Nope!

Soon Velvet and Veneer arrived at the show.

Velvet:Smile and wave you zesty mf-

Velvet slightly shoved Veneer causing him to almost trip

The crowds were cheering as they walked down into the show place until a certain purple girl catched Velvet's eye.

Orchid:Omg Velvet can i have a photo? :D

Velvet headed over to the purple girl.

Velvet:Sure.

Velvet and Orchid took a photo but before leaving Velvet decided to flirt with the girl

Velvet:So whats your name cutie?

Velvet saw orchid blush slightly before telling her.

Orchid: O-orchid.

Velvet:Thats a cute name~ Heres my number sweetheart <3

Velvet handed Orchid a piece of paper.
Before leaving to continue the show.

BUT. Of course everything got a price so the second velvet walked away the second orchid boosted it as she realized she would get jumped just for that little piece of paper.

[273 words]