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Lady magnet

NARRATIVE

"Why am I here again?" Eren says as he got in the backseat of the car. He looked at you and sighed since he didn't see you first.

"Hey pot head! How's life?" Eren took a deep sigh as he looked at armin. "Why the fuck are you with ms. Perfect?" Armin just shrugged as Eren looked next to him to see over 15 bags next to him. "Okay what's going on?" Eren said while looking at you both.

"Our friend armin wants to know how to flirt. I'm assuming you know since you fuck anything that breathes?" He sucked his teeth. "Lies on lies. But what you need help with bro? I was kinda busy not for nothin." You raised your brows.

"Oh sorry to interrupt your hentai session. That's my fault." You said while trying to hide your laugh. "OH MY GOD I WASNT EVEN DOING THAT!" He raises his voice as your eyes widen.

"Oh, was it another girl this time? What's her name I might know her." Eren looked at you with hooded eyes. He must be high.

"Kimberly." You and armin turned your head fully at him. "What? She asked?"

"Ok but you're not supposed to fucking answer it eren?" Armin snapped at him as you made a stank face. "Eww don't even touch me either, ya stank ass probably didn't even wash your hands." You said while side eyeing him.

"I actually did so watch your mouth!" He snapped at you. "Suck my dick!"

"Are y'all going to help me or just sit here and argue with each other?" Armin said as you both went quiet.

"Armin I thought you had rizz? Remember when we went to that party and I got you laid?" Eren was about to pat his back but armin backed away quickly. He got some fast ass reflexes. Eren sucked his teeth. "Oh cmon I washed my hands!"

"bullshit. But anyways, YOURE NOT A VIRGIN?" You said to armin with a shocked face.

Eren sucked his teeth. "Mannnn.. armin get bitches, you must not know about him." Armin side eyes eren as you looked at armin. "I knew you were hiding something.. who was the girl? Do I know her?" Armin looked so annoyed. You just kept smiling, and eren was trying to figure out why was armin hair so short.

"Yo did you cut your hai-" armin cut him off. "It was nobody important. She unknown." You smiled while hyping armin up. "Ouuu okay, did you rizz her up?" Armin shrugged. "She slept with me so I guess?" You clapped your hands fast with excitement.

"She was a snow bunny?" Armin shook his head 'no' as you dapped him up. "Type shit white boy, proud of you for real."

"Can I have some 5 guys?" Eren looked at the food as you looked at him. "No." You said as Eren sucked his teeth. "Actually I'll ask armin because I know he paid for it since your broke ass don't never got any money." You sat up and looked back at eren.

"I don't got money? Nigga you wear the same outfits in repeat every week. Don't even try to switch it up with nothing. Actually, why did we even call this nigga anyways? We should've called springer." Eren and armin looked at you confused.

"You know Connie?" Armin said as you shrugged. "Yea he cool, his parties be lit as fuc- ARMIN CONNIES THROWING A PARTY ON SATURDAY!!" You yelled while tapping armin's shoulder hardly. "Okay?" He said dryly. "OKAY? This is your chance to pull girls!!" You said as he realized.

"Yea bro, pull up." Eren said as armin thought to himself. "I don't know.. I don't really like parties." You and eren sucked your teeth.

"And Besides, just cause I got a haircut and some clothes don't mean nothing? Girls not going to just come to me like I'm a lady magnet?" He says as you sighed.

"It's all about the rizz. Just flow with it." Eren says as you finally agreed with him for the first time in forever.

"I guess, but if y'all don't go, I'm not going." You shrugged. "You know I'm going, pot head might be busy with Kimberly." Eren sucked his teeth and just looked at armin.

"But listen though, all you gotta do is let her talk about herself for a minute, read her body language to see if she down, some compliments here and there, and most definitely smile at her. The hoes love the smile." Eren said as you rolled your eyes since he calls girls 'hoes'.

"Okay.. then what after that?" Eren laughed a little. "Backshot-" you stopped eren right then and there.

"No. No backshots. Not every girl wants to give their body up on the first night. Get her number after that and then the talking stage starts." You said as eren rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Armin nodded his head listening to you two as he started to smile.

"Okay I might go, but I got to figure out what im going to wear?" He said thinking to himself.

"Definitely not what you had on today. Gotta leave that plaid only bro." You nodded your head agreeing with eren again even though you hate to admit it.

"The plaid is definitely tired of his ass. But not too much because armin just got swagged out by my home girl. My nigga armin got drip now." You smiled as eren rolled his eyes once again. "I hope y'all didn't buy him nothin crazy." You sucked your teeth and made a stank face at him.

"Me? But something crazy? That's not even something I'll do." You said as eren just shrugged at you.

"So can I go now?" Eren says as you and armin looked at him. "Yea nigga, you should've been left." You said to him as he just left the car.

You sighed and looked at armin with a small smile. "You got this in the bag! The girls gonna want you now!" You hyped his head a little as he sighed. "I hope so." He drove off to drop you home as you were playing music on the aux.

A/n
The hoes gonna loveeee this.