THE MADCOM BOOK EXCEPT IT ACTUALLY ISNT CLICKBAIT

💥 TOO BUSY ON THE PHONE 💥 Hank fanfic ^_^

Wow guys ! my first fanfic I ever wrote !! Except maybe I fixed certain stuff here and there bc I downloaded Grammarly but uhh yeah this is it !! 

(btw I apologize for formatting issues because I wrote it all in my notes app when I made it) 

It's weird... a little odd..... that Hank rather be on his phone than do whatever mission Doc had for him. Ever since Doc gave Hank his old fucked up phone, Hank seemed infatuated with something on there.

Did he finally catch up on modern funny cat videos? Did he find out what was the weather gonna be like on Friday? What was it? Everybody seemed curious about Hank's odd yet funny behavior. Including Y/N.

You were a bit closer to them than anybody else on the team, other than Doc himself, so of course it made sense that you would try to solve the amusing mystery! So the day you and the others had a break from doing important yet exhausting missions, you decided it was a good time to see what was so intriguing to Hank that he's glued to his phone like a baby with sensory videos.

After telling the others about what you're about to do, they all said good luck in their own ways before you walked away from the main hangout area (living room? Do they have that in their base??), all the way to Hank's room.

As you stood in front of his room, a little nervous, ready to knock on the door... That was when you realized the door wasn't closed and was a little open... It was opened enough for you to peek in there. It seemed rather odd that it would be open just like that as Hank liked his doors all the way closed!! You thought about it before realizing, "eh... this is better." Especially since you can probably catch Hank on his phone this way easier by peeking!

So doing what anybody who's brave enough would do, you peeked inside. And just as you expected... You found Hank on his phone!! Except there wasn't any noise coming from him or his phone, other than the occasional sound effect of something being collected... Did he fall for a mobile pay to win game?!

Concerned for him and his bank account, you went inside his room, without the door making any noise (logic I guess) to sneak behind him to see what game was it he fell for... Your heart's hamster on the hamster wheel pulse was going fast! It was terrifying to have such thoughts about getting caught by Hank like this! But it was okay.... Because that was when you saw it. The thing on Hank's phone that made everyone wonder why was he acting so odd! It was none other than... Pou.

"WHAT?!" Your mind yelled out, eyes widen at the fact that an alien pet game was behind all of this this entire time?!!? You were still in shock when Hank finally turned around and saw you behind them! They looked at you and at their phone, revealing their fancy pou in a cute little tux with a headbow, before realizing and getting embarrassed! He didn't want anybody to find out about their Pou addiction but someone did anyways! And it was you who found out of all people!!! He quickly tried to sign to you that this isn't what it looked like, that he only started playing this game as a joke, and whatever else excuse he tried pulling out of his hamster wheeled brain. But you both knew that you weren't falling for such excuses so Hank sighed and, for a second hesitated, showed you the reason why he was on his phone so much. He revealed his pou to you. His dumb little alien pet that he decided to name "Bitchface." What a great name. Not only that, he was apparently level 89 in the game, making you realize no wonder why they were so focused on his phone so much, he wanted to get to level 100 for a dumb little game about raising an alien pet!!

After all of this however, it seemed like Hank really didn't want this to be revealed... He was worried he would get made fun of for simply enjoying a game such as Pou so you smiled, patted his back, and simply stated with a comforting smile, "Hank, don't worry, I won't tell! I'll just have to come up with a lie, this'll stay between the two of us!"

They looked at you with suspicion , despite you being a close friend, he had some doubts about your words until they realize that you were being genuine and sighed in relief before signing a quick, "thanks man."

"Yeah no problem."

"Whaat!! You weren't able to find out!!!? Mannn that sucks!!!!"

Deimos said with full disappointment, especially since he had apparently betted $40 with Sanford that you would be able to find out what was gluing Hank to his phone! "Babe, cheer up, Y/N did their best! They can try again another time!" Sanford said while playing with his $40 bills that he won to tease his boyfriend. Deimos looked at him, still disappointed, before sighing loudly, "I guess... You better find out next time Y/N! I needa win my money back!" They said before grabbing out a cigarette and lighting it to continue decreasing his life spa- I mean, to cope. During this conversation, Hank came out of his room to get a water bottle and when he saw that you kept your word, he nodded at you. You just simply smiled and nodded back at him before going back to converse with the others...

...And you kept your word, nobody ever found out about Hank's pou addiction.