Harry potter facebook chat

Chat 22

Harry Potter has a new status: FINISH THE SENTENCE. *Harry Potter is....

Hermione granger: Harry Potter is....a great friend

Pansy Parkinson: a prat

Seamus Finnigan: a pretty nice block

Severus Snape: Harry Potter is a student who should be studying postions! Five points from Grythindor

Ron Weasley: My best mate. (PS - professor, that was rude,and pansy, stfu)

Voldemort: Harry Potter is the boy who should've died

Draco Malfoy: Harry Potter is currently snoring next to me. (Seriously, I can't sleep...)

Hermione granger: uh...

Ron Weasley: EWW! SHUT UP, MALFOY! EW.

Seamus Finnigan: have something you want to tell us, Harry?

Sirius Black: Harry Potter is a very intelligent young man who is currently making a huge mistake...(Harry, owl me, we need to talk..)

Pansy Parkinson: OMG get over yourselves it's not like I was some big secret..

Draco Malfoy: I don't get it, why is it such a shock that the Harry Potter snores? Personally I think it's cute.

Severus Snape: TWENTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN & GRYFFINDOR!

Voldemort: oh, so everyone panics The Chosen One is shagging the son of Death Eater but no one cares that the dark lord is friends with him on face book?

Harry Potter: FML