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Hermione Granger Status: In love with a Vampire.

Ron: Hermione how could you? You ditched me for some loser who sparkles!

Hermione: Not only dose he sparkle but he's hot too Ronald.

Ron: You're so immature!

Hermione: Oh I'm immature, talk about immature when you were droolong over Lavender Brown.

Ron: That was a Nightmare.... You'll discover that you want me back after another hour with that guy.

Lavender Brown has joined this Facebook chat.

Lavender: Are you talking about meeee Won Won?

Lavender Brown has been blocked from Hermione Granger's Facebook Wall.

Hermione: After Voldemort killed him, Cedric grew all sparkly and came back to life as a Vampire!

Ron: Well I ate a 20 pound cheeseburger once....

Hermione: Gross... So that's why you're even fatter now.

Ron: :'(

Cedric Diggory has joined this Facebook Chat.

Ron: Oh god...

Cedric: Hey Hermione! Ron.....

Hermione: Hey Cedric <3

Cedric: So Hermione, do you want to go to dinner with me in the Great Hall tonight.

Hermione: Sure! :)

Cedric: See you then hot stuff!

Cedric Diggory had left this Facebook chat.

Hermione: Sigh...

Ron: Ew.

Hermione: Shut up Ronald! You were never as romantic as he is.

Ron: Exuse me for not being a sparkly fairy princess.

Hermione: I have to go get ready for my date. Later Ron.

Ron: Have fun with the sparkly guy... I'll never get girls.

Hermione Granger has logged off of Facebook.

Ron: NO HERMIONE DON"T LEAVE ME!

Ron Weasley is now sulking in his bedroom.

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