Okay so now you know I got murdered by a seven-foot mouse let's talk about something else, what happened afterwards!??!? Let's take some guesses!! A: I meet people there! B: I just get stuck there! ORRRRR!! C: I go insane and end up becoming a serial killer after getting out OR D: ALL OF THE ABOVE!?!?!?!??!??!?...... P.S....It's all of the above. well technically I got out of the gap eventually so option B isn't entirely true....but meh back to my story!
Ok so after I woke up in a completely dark pitch black place I kinda sat there having several breakdowns for idk how many years I kinda stopped caring about time lol. Anyway, I realized I had never tried to move I just kinda sat there, so I stood up and after cracking every possible bone in the entire body I started walking. Eventually, the blackness started looking like one of those TVs when they get rainbow and blocky so I took that as a good sign and kept walking. FLASHBACK TIMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
"HELLO!!!" said a mysterious spooky ratchet ass voice!
"H-Hello...?" I said after I may or may not have screamed, but you can't blame me, spend an eternity in silence, and then you suddenly hear hello! let's see how you react!?
"LOOK GUYS THERES SOMEONE NEW!!!"
"w-wait, there's more, there's people..?"
Now is where I should mention, that I had a major headache while talking to them because the entire time I walked over here I was kicking my head, see I died of decapitation to put it simply so my head is forever just on the ground unless I pick it up which I didn't know I could do at the time. I can still function I just don't have my head on, and it's not like those stupid Frankenstein wives or some shit where their head is on some silver fucking platter, no, my head is gross looking, it is ragged and bloody, and up until like three centimeters up the neck, it is constantly rotting so it smells like a fucking dumpster yard. Gross I know, also it can't get farther than three feet from me so if someone throws it so I can't see it kinda just teleports exactly three feet from me. again gross, another thing, my eyes are constantly bloodshot, and I constantly have double ear infections and a migraine. Back to my story.
"HEY GUYS GET OVER HERE!!!"
"w-what!?" suddenly I heard bees, thousands of bees just come swarming towards me, except it wasn't bees it just sounded like it. Instead of thousands of bees about twenty people who were all about as gruesome looking as me.
"Heyyy! She's just in time too, Skyler should be here soon!" said the same man I heard earlier
"Honey, Skyler getting here isn't good for anyone. ever." said a masculine yet feminine voice at the same time, he sounded like a drag queen. I looked around and everyone seemed the same age, all of us seemed like teenagers and all of us were very dead-looking. We all had(still do btw) very pale skin and part of us was missing. Yknow your casual dead teenagers just kinda standing there, its very ordinary.
"I-I....W-What....??"I said, obviously horrified as I hadnt seen myself I had just seen them and they looked deathly...pun not intended but very funny. I just stood there kinda gaping at this group of people when I got an eye thrown at me. Yes an eye. Its gross.
"OVER HERE!" Said a Strong but feminine voice and then the eye literally just started rolling into the crowd.
I looked up as the crowd started to disperse back into the gap and holy.....mother fucking mouse balls...THIS WOMAN WAS HOT AS HELL! And she wasn't like some slutty dirty fantasy whore, no, she had champagne blonde hair, blue sage eyes and she wasn't some pin-up bimbo doll, she was curvy and had a bit of a tum (which made her cuter) and normal clothes, a black shirt with several skeletons on it and blue jeans with grey socks and black vans, her hair was down but one eye was gouged out and her hand looks like it was bitten off plus she has poison ivy on her arm.
"Hey," she snapped her left finger in my face which is the only hand she still has skin on, and smiled, "Earth to new girl, you do prefer to be called a girl right?"
I know it's embarrassing...but all I said was, "Uh-huh..."
"ok good, I don't wanna misgender you anyway let me show you around!" The next thing she did made my happy little gay self panic even more. She held my hand, with her left hand of course, and started walking me around and introducing me to people. We got to the first person and said, "This is Karter, Karter this is....... what...is your name?" I shook my head to make myself snap out of my happy little gay crush (p.s. it doesn't stop) "Oh, Uhm, my name is Morgan, Morgan Kai Samuels, but friends call me M.K." Apparently I did something that made her smile and laugh which made my happy little gay heart light up like it was the twin towers. "Thanks, Karter, this is M.K." The woman smiled brighter, "Oh, My name is Jade, But friends call me Jade" She laughed again. "Oh, By the way, I'm nonbinary, they/them you asked earlier but I wasn't really paying attention".
Hey, it's present me again, you may be wondering, "How is Morgan having a conversation if their head is decapitated!?" this is because I saw Jade pick up her eye to look around (she can't put it in her eye socket and I can't put my head back on my neck) so I put two and two together and picked up my head to face her when I talked to her, and anyone really. Back to past me.
"Thanks for telling me, Boop." She then poked my nose and I blushed. A lot, yes you can do that if youre decapitated it's weird. "That's cute" She laughed after she said that and I blushed more then dropped my head. It rolled to her, she was surprised and dropped her eye my head rolled on top of it. Yes on top of it, squishing it. That was when I decided my head had it out for me.
By the way, our body parts regenerate, it is just excruciatingly painful and we bleed from that spot for a long time so she started bleeding from her eye socket and she squeaked a little from the pain. She won't be able to see out of that eye for a while (36 minutes). Then after her squek she just looked at me. And smiled? Woman what the absolute fuck!? I would be HOSTILE if someones head ran over my eye BUT NOOOOOoooOooOoo SHE JUST SMILED AND SAID "Its okay, happens a lot actually, dont feel bad."
WHATTTTT!?!??!??!?
