Getting Along.

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Jace: You're sure you don't want me to tag along?

Blitzo: Yup.

Jace: Because you know, I'm good with a guns and claws.

Blitzo: So I've heard, but we're good.

Jace: I can even be emergency back up.

Blitzo: Buddy, listen here. You may be good at killing, but your still novice in this job, so until I say so, you're staying here.

Jace: Please, i'm begging you, take me with you! Send me on a errand or something, just don't leave me with-

Blitzo then flips Jace off as goes through the portal with Moxxie and Millie as it closes. Jace sighs as he turns around to the person whom he didn't want to be left with, Loona.

Jace: Her again... Fuck...(Come on Jace, bear it for now.)

Jace then follows Loona inside the building as they went to the office where she sits at the receptionist desk and he sits on a couch across from it as he pulls out his headphones and turned on the music.

Jace: (Day 3 at this job and I still haven't done anything exciting. My boss is a fucktard that spends our clients money on stupid shit but I'd never say that to his face. That Moxxie guy seems a bit too posotive to be a Imp much less similar to a demon, his wife. Millie seems a little hyperactive thought I guess that's not really a bad thing. And lastly... her... since day one all she does is growl at me, stays silent, ignores me and that my accent annoys her. Good thing I have a long fues before it blows. Just have to stay in everyone's good graces. I'd try with her, but she's impossible so I'm not even going to bother.)

Losing his train of thought, Jace goes back to listening to music. As minutes go by Loona, who is on her phone, looks up at Jace and started staring at him. Jace started to get a feeling that he was being watched, he looked at Loona who was on her phone and got confused.

Jace: (Weird, I thought she was looking at me.)

He took his headphones off and was about to ask her, but just then.

*Ring* *Ring*

Loona: What?

Blitzo: Loona, we're ready to come home, Moxxie really fucked up this time!

Confused at to what he meant, they soon found out as when they came back, they bought a little kid with them as he is on a gurney.

Jace: What on earth?

Blitzo: Long story short, Moxxie shot the wrong target and now this kid is parlayezd. Get him on life support.

While getting them up to speed on the events that occured, they latered had some disputes on each others faults while Jace on the other hand was on his phone, but still paying attention.

A/N: Author's Note

A/N: Forgive me if I'm getting this from the episode, but it's not like I'm getting paid doing this story so what's the harm?

Moxxie: This company is such a mess.

Blitzo: Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit.

Loona: Nobody was talking about that.

Blitzo: Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So how does it look, It's good right?

Eddie: You know, It's been literally hell pretending to be paralyezed so you fuckshits wouldin't kill me but now I want that. I want death. You are selfish, greedy clown and I'm a kid, we're supposed to like clown, even the the creepy ones.

Moxxie: Hey now, that's not very-

Eddie: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie: That's my husband you're talking to.

Eddie: Hehehehehe! That's your husband? I'd figure you for a slut, but I didn't know you need a dick that bad! And you two!

Jace: What?

Loona: What about us?

Eddie: Nothing, I don't talk to dogs, I'm a cat person. Plus your friends british accent annoys me.

A/N: Surprise! My oc has british accent.

Both of them didn't say anything, keeping a straight face after that comment, Loona goes back to her phone as Jace only growls.

Blitzo: Wow, y'know kid you kind of are a piece of shit.

Loona: Oh fuck, guys I just got a text from our client, guess he was the right target after all.

Blitzo: Who?

Loona: Him.

Eddie: Me?

Loona: Yup.

Blitzo: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

Loona: That's what there saying.

Blitzo: Well christ on a stick, I guess there is a god.

Blitzo pulls out his gun and shoots the kid dead.

Blitzo: You know folks, with this company I really wanted to probe that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can, like killing people. So from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals Group, we promise to settel your finished business or your money is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us bad review, but we'll play dumb to it because It's hell and no one fucking cares.

Blitzo: You know even though this kid was a target, he's still a child. It's important that we handle this going forward respectfully.

We now go to earth where the kid's mom was on the news looking for her child.

Mother: Please if anyone's sees my little Eddie, please contact us at-

The body bag of Eddie's remains was then dropped in her arms as she and the cameracrew looks up to see Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie.

Blitzo: You're welcome!

They then close the portal as Blitzo slaps his hand together.

Blitzo: Good job everyone.

Leaving the room, Loona then walks up to Jace.

Loona: Hey.

Jace: Look I know that my accent is annoying you-

He was cut of as Loona put her finger on Jace's mouth.

Loona: I gotta admit, having someone with british accent is kinda cool.

Jace: Was that a compliment?

Loona: Don't get used to it.

She then walks away as Jace shrugs and puts his headphones on.

Jace: It's good to start somewhere.

To be continued...

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