Harvest Moon Festival.

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We begin in Stolas's place as he and Blitzo just got done with their passionate time together and Blitzo lights a cigarette.

Stolas: I'm sorry for to move our little randevous early. I have an engagement this mont on the full moon.

Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about, but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have like fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoire is actually incredibly important and it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty bitty Imps like yourself. The Harvest Moon is a very special occassion. It's been my annual duty to showcase it in ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming festival with the locals.

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been, I've heard its full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas: Ooh why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guaruntee you all- *slips under the cover and comes out right between Blitzo's legs* Special access.

Blitzo: Look I told you we're not bodyguards. Kay that was one time thing we did badly.

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work free day of fun. I fell quited safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.

Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuckfest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half, plus it's not like we can do jackshit without your book anyway.

Stolas: Oh, i'm sorry your clients will have to wait.

Blitzo: Oh fuck my clients.

We now go to Millie and Moxxie's place as they are asleep and Moxxie's phone rings as he turns it off. It then rings again as he picks it up.

Moxxie: What do you want, sir?

Blitzo: Hey hope I didn't wake you up, Mox? How would you and Mills would want to visiti the Warth for some harvest bullshit this year?

Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival?! YEEE-FUCKING-HAAA!

Moxxie: Well Millie likes the idea. Wait, where are you calling from?

Just then, Blitzo came falling down from their ceiling as he landed on their bed.

Moxxie: Mhm, of course.

We skip ahed as we see the I.M.P van as they arrive at a ranch at the Warth as one male and one female demon were waiting for them as Millie gets out of the car and gives her dad a hug.

Millie: Mama! Daddy!

Joe: Yeee-haa! How's my deadly little Pumpkin Spice doing?

Millie: I'm good, pa. Thanks for letting us stay here during the harvest jamboree.

Lin: It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since ya'll went free lance.

Millie: Freelance pays fine, Ma. We're doing fine. It's fine.. Anyway, ya'll remember my husband, Moxxie.

Millie goes up to Moxxie, who was dealing with the bags as she grabs him and shoves him to her parents.

Moxxie: Greetings, Lin. Joe. How have you been with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?

Joe: We lost our old farmhand to one of them terrors last week.

Moxxie: Hehe oh crumbs. My bad, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to open that wound, sir.

Blitzo: Hey, watc it. I'm the "sir" here, bucko.

Millie: Oh yeah. Ya'll haven't met my boss, Blitz. And his Hellhound.

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