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Luther started having a main character moment after that shit show and he also announced that we were here. Fucking finally.
I wanted to take a look at the beautiful sight, so I looked over the window. "Oh uhh..." I paused, what the hell is this. It's just grass with trash scattered around. "Umm...If you say so, my brother.." Randal nonchalantly says, having no shame at being rude.
"I do.." Luther says and kicks open the door. "Oh my, what is this air?" He takes a good sniff, "That's the freshest air of the day!! I feel so swell! I feel like I could-" he starts rambling.
"I'm pretty sure Luther's just smelling shit and piss.." I whisper to Randal, not wanting Luther to hear me. "I couldn't agree more, dear (name)." He says, still keeping his eyes on Luther. "FREUDE SCHÖNER GÖTTER-FUNKEN~TOCHTER AUS ELYSIUM~" Luther sang loudly in German.
THUD!
"Oh that must be Sebastian..." I look behind me, a loud thud coming from the back. "Good lord Luther..." Randal tilts his head, a tired expression on his face. "Well it's humanity's song~" I stepped infront of him, finding something random. "Oh look Randal, it's a shopping cart?" I say, unsure about what I'm seeing. "...huh?" I moved away just in time before blood sprayed out of his nose.
"Okay is everyone out of my truck yet?" Luther checks off the members who got out of the truck. We all just stared at the hitchhiker who remained at the entrance to the truck. "Is he coming out?" The guy just stayed there for awhile until he eventually came out.
"I'm taking full responsibility for my actions regarding this. Now, our tents aren't going to set themselves up, hmm?" Luther sighs as he rests his hand on Nana's back. Then he walks behind the truck and disappears behind it.
Meanwhile, Randal sat down on the dirty ass ground—Nyen and I towering over him. "Licka, Licka, Lipsth—I'm gonna be a bubblegum bitch, bubblegum bitch." I was kind of annoyed because he's singing the lyrics wrong. "That's not how you say them idiot." I harshly say, but I don't yell. "Oh yeah? Do you know them then?" He mockingly says. "Of course I do, I've been here longer than you! Name the artist of that song then!"
"It's made from blah-blah-blah! Our night really is going to be better." He focuses on something else, ignoring me. I just grunted and spotted Luther, who was approaching us. "Hey, hey, hey! Watch it with those!" Nyen immediately turned his head towards his master. "Now let's get it set up."
The stuff behind him explodes, I closed my eyes at the impact. But when I opened the them, I saw a perfectly set up campsite. "It's perfect, well, 97% done." Luther admired his work in the middle of it all. "Hmm. Neat." I say, looking around.
Then Luther tells Nyen to rest as he sets up the security perimeters, I never really knew we had those. I also noticed that the hitchhiker was gone, he must've left with Luther.
"Yo, (name)! Wanna follow them? I just wanna annoy Luther and Sebastian's missing." Randal rambles—he also changed into a black shirt, he's probably trying to escape anyways—I won't snitch, "Whatever, I've got nothing to do anyways." I accept as we traveled through the woods in search of them.
We found both Luther and the hitchhiker talking to each other about matters I literally don't care about and asked them where Sebastian was. In response, Luther quickly pointed fingers at Randal, which he denied. "SEBASTIAN! ARE YOU MAKING A BREAK FOR IT?!" Randal screeches to the trees.
Oh my god, Sebastian probably never devised a plan—what a half-assed escape. I thought as I rubbed one of my temples.
***
"I still can't believe you've lost him..." Luther sighs. "I told you I haven't lost him, I literally saw him like 5 seconds ago." Randal's nose was close to bleeding once again.
Luther pulls out some advanced software and activates the flamingos he bought with a threatening amount of money. "I think he's just taking a massive dump or something, for our consideration—I don't mind though." Some things are just meant to be kept to yourself buddy.
I was surprised that the random mechanism worked because Sebastian ran out of the trees, him finally being on sight. "Hello Sebastian." I say in a teasing tone. "Where did you go?" Randal interrupts. "...I had to 'go' so I went out over in the woods." What a great excuse, although I hope Randal's dumb enough to believe him.
Surprisingly, but unsurprising, he was. "Knew it." No fucking way, well, maybe yes fucking way. "You can use the bathroom here now, it's already set up and it's safer." Randal continues. "Well, after that monstrosity of a trip getting here, I would say getting ready for bed is a wise idea." Luther reminds us. "Yeah I'm okay with that, I'm starting to feel whatever you put in my water anyways."
***
Sebastian, Randal, and I got comfortable in our own individual tent. The family agreed that us three would stay together since were the 'kids'. I basically threw myself on my sleeping bag, not bothering to talk to both of the boys.
Luther came in and said goodnight to all of us, although I was already out like a light.
