remake of: MEMESQUAD GOES TO IKEA except they didn't go to IKEA yet...

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It was a beautiful day outside, the birds were singing, the flower's were blooming, kids were going to hell. And Flower was sleeping untill..

**BEEP BEEP BEEP... BEEP BEEP BEEP... BEEP BEE-**

"SHUT UP-"

*Flower had promised the kids she was babysitting- I mean... The MEMESQUAD to go to IKEA because they wanted to. I really don't know why the whole concept of the meme squad is randomness...*

*FACKING TIMESKIP BC I'M LAZY*

*THE 5 IDIOTS GOT READY AND TOOK THE BUS CUS THEY CAN'T DRIVE-*

Flower: *sleeping*

Fukase: *saying the most random things*

Oliver: *casually eating tarantula's cus he didn't get breakfast*

Len: *scrolling on TikTok*

Piko: *questioning his existence while listening to Fukase's bullsh-*

Fukase: Piko! Did you know that people who are left handed can finish their exams faster than people with no arms!

Piko: ....(what the actual fu-)

Fukase: Did you know that tangerine's are orange and orange's are tangerine?

Piko: That made no sense-

Fukase: Did you know that cat Flower exists?!

Piko: HOLY- REALLY?!

Fukase: YES!! IT'S NOT A MYTH!!

Piko: OMG I HAVE TO SEE CAT FLOWER ASAP!

they probably forgot they were in a bus but oh well

Len: why are y'all talking about cat Flower-? Like it just fanart 😭🙏

Fukase: CAT FLOWER IS REAL! I'VE SEEN HER!

Len: FLOWER IS A FURRY?!

Oliver: FLOWER IS A WHAT?!

Fukase: IDK

Bus driver: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YO CAT FLOWER MOUT UP I WILL BEAT YO ASS TO AMERICA!

Fukase: BRO CALM DOWN 😭😭

Bus driver: NUH UH!

Piko: CALM DOWN- OLIVER IS GONNA CRY 😭😭

Bus driver: WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT SOME RANDOM BRITISH KID-

Oliver: *hic* *hic* UWAAAAHH

Bus driver: OI SHUT UP WILL YA-

All of a sudden mama Flower Teleported behind the driver

Mama Flower: 黙ってなかったら命を奪われるよ ~

Bus driver: as if you can-

Mama Flower: 私はバッグの中にナイフを持っている、そして私はその方法を知っている それを使用する ~

Bus driver: ......

Mama Flower: 私もそう思っていました。

And then she fell asleep again


(YALL I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH ANYMORE SO SORRY IF YOU GOT CONFUSED 😭)

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 13 ⏰

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