Chapter 1

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•Barry's p.o.v•

I was sitting at home watching some spongebob. In the middle of the episode Garry came home from his run "shit fam you were only out for five minutes"
I said to him as I gave him a kiss on the cheek. As I pulled away I saw some red on his face. "Hey babe what is that red on your face" I asked. "Oh I fell" he nervously said back. I totally wasn't believing that, but I just ignored it.

*ten episodes of spongebob later*

"Hey Gary I'm going to wallmart do you want to come" I yelled. "Naa fam, target is better" he said. "Shit who doesn't like wall-mart" I whispered to myself.

*at target*

"OMG YOU'RE BARRY MANILOW" some old bitch yelled to me. "Yea that's right"
I said. "IM A HUGE FAN, CAN I GET A PICTURE, CAN YOU SING FOR ME" she yelled. "Sure" I said, as I started singing "copacobana" as I signed her boobs, I know I'm gay but damn, she has nice tits. After I finished singing I walked away and bought all of my groceries, and by groceries I mean one direction's new album.

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Garry's p.o.v

"Holy shit that was a close one"
I thought to myself after Barry had left to go to wall-mart. I had almost gotten caught..I've never been caught. The first bitch I killed, acacia brinley cheated on me in high school, what a slut. While Barry was gone I had a dance party to some 1D. In the middle of my dance party Barry came home humming one of his songs, "Mandy". When he came into our room, that's where I was i asked "what did you get from wallmart, target is better btw" "I got 1ds new album, I can't wait to turn up to it, I think that's what the kids say" he replied "oh and wallmart is better"

Lol this is shit bye

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