Lou didn't return home that night. Debbie checked on her to make sure everything was okay. Apparently, her date Sandra May became unsure of hooking up. Lou was considerate and suggested they do something else. Sandra spoke of her lack of travel and vacations due to busy schedule and Lou, the unofficial travel guide of Ocean's 8, suggested a long drive outside of the city. They were now in Sandra's apartment because she needed to change into something bike-friendly.
"What idiot suggests long drive instead of having a fun night?", Debbie mocked.
"The one whose date suddenly has second thoughts about a one-night stand", Lou said, and Debbie laughed at that.
"Of course you are that idiot. Enjoy your non-sexual bike ride tonight"
"You going soft on me? I am surprised you haven't tracked me down to kill me for planning a whole night of bike ride"
"I will kill you if you return home in pieces"
Lou laughed. "You are definitely going soft on me"
"I am as long as you drive safely and return back home in one unscathed piece, take your whole night driving around with your Saan-drah", Debbie said, purposely exaggerating the pronunciation.
"You really are gonna have a field day with that name once I return, won't you?"
"You know me so well"
"I definitely do. Anyway, I got to go. Dr. Sandra May is back. And she is... stunning", Lou said, looking at the lady who was now in black faux romper, walking to the kitchen to drink water "And that's a lot of leg I am seeing right now"
"I thought you guys weren't doing it tonight"
"We are not... I guess. Although, my sex-deprived self is acting a little perverted. And I don't know but I feel she is hinting. We might end up in bed before morning if she decides to go with the flow"
"Is she hot?", Debbie asked, unknowingly feeling jealous.
"She is"
"Hotter than me?"
"You jealous?", Lou asked and Debbie knew she had a smirk.
"Wipe off the shitty smirk or I am gonna punch it out of your fucking face, Miller"
Lou laughed in response. "She is hot, Debbie. For real"
"That doesn't answer my question. Is she hotter than me?"
"I plead the fifth"
"You are Australian. You don't get the privilage of MY country's superior laws to escape. You have to answer. Is she hotter than me?"
"What are my options?"
"No and Hell no"
"Arse", Lou said, chuckling.
"Okay, she is an arse. Now, answer my next question. Is she hotter than your Sandra Bullock"
"Oh please! Nobody in this entire Universe is hotter than Sandra Bullock"
"I am definitely hotter than Sandra Bullock"
"You can dream. Dreaming is free"
"Fuck you. I hope your Saan-drah teases the hell out of you and not give you the taste of anything, both literally and figuratively"
"Sometimes I wonder if you are really my best friend"
"Told ya, I am your husband"
"Who is letting me go fuck around? What a cuck!"
