Retrapped

Maybe I should go-

-Mario's P.O.V-

I found some old looking lady carrying a grocery bag who was walking towards a large igloo. Maybe a store for the twerking snowmen?" Well it's-a time to go and-a kidnap an old lady!"

-Nobody's P.O.V-

Mario runs into the giant igloo after the old lady walks in. After he catches up to her, he picks her up and yells at the top of his lungs for the whole igloo to hear him "LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOO!!". Mario then runs out the door at lightning speed leaving a trail of fire behind him as  he runs all the way back to the igloo trapping the 2 meme guardians together.

Once he gets outside of the igloo he gently throws the old lady at the door, "Open the mama-fuckin door lady!" and throws in his signature new-york-style-pizza-shaped-mouth smile. "What are we doing outside my house youngster?!" the old lady screams while violently shaking and practically having a seizure.

She pulls out a rocket launcher from her bag and aims it at Mario who moves in front of the door to the igloo. As the lady pulls the trigger and the rocket gets launched at Mario, Mario moves out of the way just in time to not get hit and the rocket opens the door to reveal Smg3 and Smg4 right in the middle of the room on the ground.

-Smg3's P.O.V-

As I'm about to start going faster into 4, we hear a loud bang and see light coming from the door. In the frame of the door I see a small figure that starts walking towards us. "Well shit..." I hear 4 say then I realize that the small figure is actually Mario "Fuck..." I whisper under my breath.

He walks over to a pile of clothes and grabs a few of the before throwing them at us. I sigh and pull out of 4 then proceed to put our clothes on. After we both have our clothes on Mario walks in between the both of us grabbing our hands and dragging us out of the igloo. He stops in front of the old lady and crouches down "Mario's-a so sorry about the gay meme guardians and their actions. Mario's-a hoping that you won't-a kill us now." He stands up normally and the old lady walks up to him and takes his hand "I won't kill you and your friends youngster, but if I see you in my igloo again I'll have to retract my statement. Now get out of here and don't let me catch you here again!" she lets go of his hand and gives him a small smile.

"You-a got it lady! You won't-a see Mario or his-a friends around here ever again!" he smiles at the lady and drags us back to the camper. I'm glad that 4 had packed up all of our belongings without anybody else seeing. I look over at 4 to see he was already looking at me, he smiles at me and I smile back.

Before we knew it, we were back at the camper. Smg4 opens the door and we all walk inside. 4 puts away all of our belongings and jumps into the drivers seat, while I get Marios devices ready and get out a few snacks. I give Mario a bag of chips and some candy then I head to the passenger seat and offer 4 a bag of chips. He takes the chips and smiles at me while relaxing in his seat.

"So 4, this has been quite the trip hasn't it" I say with a wink at the end of my sentence. His face turns a little red while he thinks of what to say but just ends up nodding and looking away while finishing his chips. "You know 4..." he looks at me as I continue "We kind of got cut off at the igloo back there..." he gives me a confused look and says "That's true but, what are you implying?" I flash him a little smirk and his face gets a little redder "Well we can always finish what we started. My café's lair has a secret entrance that connects to your castle."

He crumbles the finished bag of chips and takes a few seconds to breath before getting up from his chair and saying "I guess you'll have to show me where it is as soon as possible then" as he walks to the garbage can, throws his bag away and walks to the bathroom. I finish up my snacks and throw away all my trash.

I look over at Mario's table and see that he finished everything but didn't throw away his trash. "Mario you know you have to throw those wrappers away right?" he looks at me and takes off his headphones "What were you-a saying Smg3?" he looks confused so I just let out a sigh "You have to throw away you wrappers Mario" he looks at the mess next to him then back at me "No that's Mario's second snack. You can't throw it away!"

I give him the most disgusted face I've ever made and walk back to the passengers seat. At the same time, 4 walks out of the bathroom and sits in the drivers seat. "Ready to go 3?" he looks at me and genuine fear flashes across his face as he sees how disgusted I looked. "W-What happened out here..." I slowly turn my head towards him still looking disgusted "Mario.. eats... trash......." his face turns into one that says 'really' then he puts his head in his hand and sighs "You honestly didn't expect this from him?" he turns to me and my face turns into the same 'really' face he made "Well I always joked that he did but I never actually thought that he did"

He moves his body into a driving position and sighs again "I have no words so lets get home" he turns on the camper and I face forwards and look at the snowy road ahead of us.

~TIME SKIPIES~

We're driving on a cliff that leads straight to the castle and Smg4 decides it would be a good idea to drive at full speed off the cliff and park inside the castle doors. "Ya really did great on that one 4.." I say getting out of the camper with my stuff feeling kind of dizzy "It was all part of the plan 3!" he says while proudly jumping out of the camper door followed by Mario wobbly walking out then missing the last step and falling flat on his face.

"How can you not be feeling dizzy?!" I say while looking at him with a confused look "I don't know- maybe it's because I was the one driving?" he says with his hand on his chin and a thinking expression slapped on his face. I let out a sigh and lay on the ground "That would make sense, anyga- ANYWAYS wake me up when lunch, dinner, brunch, breakfast- whenever food needs to be cooked!" I slam my face into the ground and fall asleep leaving 4 to stand there with me and Mario on the ground and his camper parked sideways in his castle doorway.

//A-N: Hello my Glitchy readers!! I am so sorry I haven't posted any ✨wondrous✨ chapters lately and it's because motivation is really lacking and I also sorta forgot about this book for a hot minute but then I saw the notifications and I thought to myself 'Well shit...' Anygays thanks to those of you who have been reading and voting on these stupid chapters and I would really appreciate it if you sent me some ideas on what to do for the next chapter!! <3//