hi this is john, the luckiest little boy on the planet
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well he's kinda ordinary but he doesn't give a fuck yk he chill like that if yk yk
and umm you know what? john is a fucking LOSER like any REAL main character his parents are 6 feet under but he doesn't give a shit; he doesn't even know what death is either [clarification 4 later on in the story he knows what murder is, he just doesn't get wht death is]
andd he has friends, wow so cool i wonder how he got one anyways
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lol i was lying he only had one friend and they were BEST FRIENDS suck that you losers
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wow i told you the tile wasnt lying but heres the question, who tf killed him
like.. OHH wait they were at the bank sorry i didnt tell you that well lets rewind this a little to see how he got there [it wont be that long of a rewind btw fuck you you aint getting a good story who do you think i am, a competent writer? me? nuh uh nope could never happen LOL anyways, you can continue reading now go give me that micheline 5 stars!!
EARLIER AT BANK
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