blue lock - haikyuu crossover chatfic
a girl absolutely obsessed with cat memes and cat's, get's accidentally added to a group chat full of footballers, what do you think will happen..?
"i just nutted to the pic u js sent, lol."
"huh? fym that was...
you THIS GC'S MORE DRY THAN HUA CHENGS BOOTY HOLE, WHAT THE ****⁉️
shidou hua chengs booty hole is crazyzz🔥
you OH SHIDOU DO U WANNA TEXT OUR NUMBER NEIGHBORS??
shidou r u THAT lonely😭‼️
you yes?? tf?
shidou yu dnt needa give me that attitude☹️🙏
you wtv, js pm me😒
shidou aight.
shidou
you text yo number neighbor first😒😒
shidou sassy ass.👿
you js do it🥱
(5 minutes later)
shidou PLSS.. U GOT ME TEXTIN AN OLD GRANDMA..
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you PLEASEEE. YOUNG LAD???
shidou shut upp😭😭 its yo turn.
you aight😈
xxx-xxx-xxxx
you r u an exam?? cs i've totally been studying u like crazy🥱‼️
xxx-xxx-xxxx if i flip a coin, what r the chances i get head??
you HOLY SHITT, WHAT🤯
xxx-xxx-xxxx js returning the energy🤷 who r u tho.
you yo fture?🥱
xxx-xxx-xxxx 😭😭 nah, like frfr
you my name's [name] ig😒 wbu
xxx-xxx-xxxx has changed your name to '[name]??'
xxx-xxx-xxxx my name's julian loki.
you bro is NOT julian loki🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️
xxx-xxx-xxxx believe what chu want to believe🤷
you oh u srs?? aight then, send a pic wit u holding a sign that says " i ❤️ [name] " 😈
xxx-xxx-xxxx aight bet, hol on.
you nahh u playin
xxx-xxx-xxxx [pic]
you HOLY SHIT???? WHAT YHE FUCK?? UR BEING FR??
[name]?? has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx, to 'loki⁉️'
loki⁉️ yeah? i was bein fr☠️
you YO NUMBER PLS?? OH NVM OMG UHHH UHH r u a rainstorm?? cs ur makin me drippin wet🔥🔥
loki⁉️ PLSS WHAT??
you omg i have to go tell chiropractor.. ehat the fuck?? i meant shifou☠️🔥 ANW I SWEAR ILL TEXT U BACK‼️‼️ ILL BOMB U IF U DONT ANSWER👿
loki⁉️ alright??😭😭
[name]?? has gone offline loki⁉️ has gone offline
(i deleted the previous shit that was here cs it was cringe, in it was absolute fucking dog shit.‼️)
________________________a/n: uhh yeah‼️ i tried writing a little at the end, idk how it turned out but wtv😈 hope u liked it n stuff‼️ (where's my strawberry shortcake 👿⁉️)
