Ronald's Grandparents are now are great grandparents at 72 Honey, Honey made a doctors appointment for all 6 of us. Honey, Ronald, Emily, Juniper plus 2 unborn Babies. Ronald's Babie from a wild night of passion between Honey and Ronald. Honey's baby from IVF, The doctor gave Ronald and Honey pregnancy tests from blood work, Ronald aka her birth name Veronica Henson, is pregnant. Honey is also Pregnant as well. Honey and Ronald came home early and made a homemade chicken dinner when both dads came home they both knew something was going on. Honey made barbecue wings PHX baked Beans potato wedges and Waldorf Salad AKA \Fruit Salad. Dan noticed Honey used the secret sauce from Uncle' Charlie's Chicken Wings. Daniel was the last one home. Due to all the noise that Honey and Ron made three months ago having sex plus Veronica's tiny baby bump. Everyone knew Ron and Honey were having a babies. They told Juniper and Emily ahead of time and Emily and Juniper were off t he wall. Cool I have someone to play Baby dress up day with. I have just as many girls toys as I have boys toys. By the time I'm in kindergarten they'll be fun. What if what if their both boys? Then they'll be fun.
It was Friday and the Realtor was pounding a for sale sign in the ground of the round down boarding house next door to Donald and Denial. Honey introduced herself to Wendy of 5 star Realtor. Honey received twenty million dollars from Sheffield Woods and deposited it in a joint bank account with Ronald. Ronald and Honey bought the Boarding house next door to their dad's 6 Bedroom home. Honey and Ronalds exterior and interior designers had the house paint stripped outside and inside. Ronald and Honey had the outside of the house stucco and painted in two weeks and the inside drywalled taped plastered sanded and painted in two weeks. Then Ronald and Honey had the house finished. Next the family moved into their new house. Then school was a weekend away it's Friday school was Monday Honey and Ronald hired a Nanny. Nanny Victoria called Nanny V. Lived in the finished and furnished attic apartment. Then Honey and Ronald started their first day as a Senior high school together Honey was ordered into Michelle's new office as principal. Michelle got demoted to principal for suspected drug dealing to students Daniel got promoted to superintendent Michelle and Judge Smith were waiting for Honey. Honey walked into the new principals office Honey punched Michelle in the face and broke her nose honey was a black intersexed teen and Michelle a half naked caucasian 36 year / old Ex socialite. Just under 90lbs. Judge Smith was in his boxers and was kicked in the testicles by Ron. Honey called for officer Maranda the police safety officer. Officer Miranda waited for backup. And arrested the couple for attempted sexual assault. Honey and Ronald eventually went to lunch with Don the Principal who was given Michelle's superintendent job Wyatt who worked for Grandpa over the summer became the principal. Wyatt is a fare administrator. And makes for a good Principal. At lunch Honey, Ronald and Jennifer Ault Honeys cousain AKA the school announcement chick, AKA the Chicken Chick (Uncle Charlie's Chicken) couldn't shake the thought of Michelle and Judge Smith Half naked bodies.
.Now Honey And Ronald were popular because of the ride share program Honey and Ronald were also popular for their financial independence. Honey is donating Jerseys with the players names this year for school. Honey said Her and Ronalds dad just signed a policy for non biological girls to play on girls sports teams. During home games, and some away games. Today the high school installed private showers in the girls and boys locker rooms. In high school and Junior high school. Honey and the co-students were glad The wicked witch of Obama High School was gone. Obama High School's it's preseason warm up game. Veronica (Till the baby's born). Then on Honeys 18th Birthday, Marcy Jones Cps dropped off Emily Smith. Judge Clark Smith's Orphaned daughter. Honey Cindy Woods and Ronald Lee Hansen changed their last names to Wild and filed adoption papers for Emily Smith. Niles had his name changed to Juniper Asher Wild. Veronica gender identity changed Female to Male. Junipers birth name and gender were sealed till 18 years of age.Honey and Honey and Veronica were summoned to the superintendent's office. Donald said come in kids. Honey and Veronica hold out your hands. They each received a key their new house Then the couple asked about the student council. Honey and Veronica's Jersey's with student council sponsors on the front and first names on the back. Thanks for your support. These Jerseys are for game days. Wednesday spirit days. Starting tomorrow morning you Kids have your own parking space. I should have enrolled in my freshman year. Put your Jersey's on spirit Fridays. Veronica and Honey drove home parked the car went in their renovated home. It's beautiful. Honey and Veronica noticed there was a beautiful girl sitting on her front porch of the house next door . Honey walked up to the Girl and introduced themselves as Honey and Veronica their husband and wife Veronica you look 3 Months pregnant Im not pregnant I'm fat. I'm so sorry said Jennifer. No I'm 6 months months pregnant. That's a relief said Jennifer. So me and mom Genie know you're pregnant and unmarried 18 and 19. Our dads are coming over for a move-in party. You and your mom can come along. Moms actually my mom owns uncle Charlie's chicken aunt Carmen owns uncle Charlie's chicken there's a real cool Uncle Charlie aunt Carmen owns uncle Charlie's and I'm heir to all the Que's and your mom just bought Mom Michelle's beautiful you and changed it to Mom Misty's beautiful you. Jenifer, Jen called her mom over a cell phone/walkie talkie mom Michelle's ex foster child is our neighbor. Ask her if she knows the code to the back door. Tell your mom I'll be there in about five minutes. Apparently it only takes 3 minutes. If you go under the speed limit. If you go the speed Limit it takes 5 minutes. Honey showed Misty where the keys to the back door are kept.. Honey gave Misty the grand Tour. Honey said Veronica, Marcy Jones wants you and Nanny V. I was taking Nanny V to pick her car up from the shop. We'll be home in about ten minutes. Ok said Veronica. When Honey got home, Marcy Jones was testing Juniper on Presidents., most first graders only know George Washington. Juniper knows Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Obama and Harris. Good Job, said Marcy can you count to 60 by 5's
5, 10,15,20,25,30,35,40,45,50,55, 60 Nany Veronica (Nanny V) taught me how to spell my name Juniper. J.U.N.I.P.E.R. Nanny V wants you to teach Me my Last name. I learned that M.O.M. spells Mom. Nanny V wants to know why I Don't get an allowance. Honey said We have to teach you How money works. Mom and Dad Said Juniper please watch, then Juniper grabbed sidewalk chalk out of her pocket and drew a clock wrote 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 when I can count to 60 Minutes by ones, can I have an alarm clock. You can have an alarm clock Tuesday which is tomorrow Honey we have it specially mailed to the house. We have cable tv and a satellite dish. I can say my week days said Juniper. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Can someone teach me how to spell Phoenix Arizona Mom, and Dad. I can said Nanny V. Starting on the first day of school. Yeah, said Juniper. Today is Monday, said Nanny V.
Some of the houses in this neighborhood have attics. Honey and Veronica had an attic apartment over the garage for Nanny V. So did that's what they did. Nanny V has a studio apartment over the Garage.
Then it was dinner at the Wild House they Had Magic Monday basically lasagna night. Tuesday from the Taco Tuesday cook book called taco Tuesday cookbook. Wacky Wednesday a vegetable platter with raw cauliflower, broccoli, Carrot sticks, celery and sloppy Joe's for some reason Thursday is dinner guest Thursdays, Finger Food Friday, Sausage Saturday, Soup of the day Sunday, is usually at Veronica's dads house. Where Juniper and her Grandpas watch soccer. This Saturday Honey and Misty Concocted beef and vegetable soup while Soup so good you ask for what soup is for the next soup night. it's miso soup. What an awesome soup my ex mother in law is coming over next week. We will have extra soup and share it in the teachers lounge which is smoke and tobacco free. I'm Jennifer's mom Carmen Ault Im Julienne Tavish I'm your new safety officer and your cousin. Honey I'm gonna start school In Two weeks we're gonna run active shooter drills. Tomorrow I'm going to introduce myself to the students. Monday Michelle said Donald your the new Principal, I'm the new superintendent. Screw this up and I'll fire you. Are we clear. Michelle said Crystal. Clean out my new office. Today is a bad day for some, and a good day for others. Michelle move back into her old office when she was the principal first time around. Michelle called Wyatt and explained her plans. Wyatt, it's because that little cunt keeps getting in my way. Wyatt was Locked In the school concession stand. Honey was called to the Principal's office thought it was Don. Honey knocked on door and heard Michelle. Honey's heals we're heard walking away. The door flew open and a round was chambered. Then Honey kicked Michelle in her coochie so hard she fell to her knees and dropped the gun to the floor. The gun fired a round and hit Honey in the shoulder, Ronald picked it up aimed the Gun at Michelle's forehead Judge smith was in his boxers and pissed himself so Ronald laughed then Honey laughed then said pardon me sir you seemed to have soiled pantaloons. Ronald an Wyatt laughed there asses off which made Honey laugh. Then smith said stow it Dumbass!!! Smith: Wyatt you work for me. I work for Donald the new superintendent.
Julianne the Safety Officer came and waited for two squad cars to pick up Michelle and formally Judge Smith. The bell rang for lunch then Michelle and Smith were led to two SUV Style Patrol Cars Smith and Michelle went to county lock up and Smith was shanked in the Mess hall Michelle found herself a Prison Bitch. Sally was beat to hell. Michelle found a nurse and Sally got Patched up, Sally looked light skinned like Honey who's dad was white and mom is black like her brother who both were killed during her older Brothers Parent teacher conference. Michelle and Sally had themselves celled together. Judge Fine: The bad news is even though you didn't assault Honey and you weren't the one who kidnaped her. However you and Sally beat the Butch Inmate Nancy to death. Nancy's family is pressing charges. How do you plead Said Judge Klyne. Sally: Guilty. Michelle: Scr*w you you. Sally: no Scr*w you!! Michelle if we're celled together we,ll Plead guilty if you Promise not to kill anyone I'll house you together we Promise. Michelle messed Sally's hair bitch I'll Kill you. We're joking said the defendants. Judge Klyne Lunch!
Michell: Apparently Judge Klyne is not a Hanging Judge
