World Reborn

Incorrect Quotes

Shaw: The floor is lava!
May: *helps Tim onto the counter*
Bill: *kicks Kentaro off the sofa*
Kentaro: *lays on the floor*
Shaw: ...Are you okay?
Kentaro: No.

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
May: Thanks fam!
Tim: Oh no.
Cate: *cries* I love you too.
Shaw: Sounds fake, but okay.
Bill: *A flustered mess*
Kentaro: Can I get a refund?

Shaw: Just be yourself.
Cate: Really? Shaw, I have one day to win over May's parents.
Cate: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Tim: Couple of weeks.
Bill: Six months.
Kentaro: Jury's still out.
Cate: See Shaw? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!

Tim: If I fall...
Shaw: I'll be there to catch you.
May: *looks at Cate* What if I fall?
Cate: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Kentaro: *watches these two interactions*
Kentaro, to Bill: And if I fall?
Bill: I'll be the one who pushed you.

ill: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Bill, points at Cate: Married a lesbian.
Bill, points at May: Left a man at the altar.
Bill, points at Tim: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Bill, points at Kentaro: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
Bill, points at Shaw: Lives in a box!

Tim: Wait. Where's Shaw? They love Dungeons and Dragons.
Kentaro: I thought you invited them.
Cate: Uh, I thought Bill invited them.
Bill: I thought May invited them.
May: I never invite them.

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Cate: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Kentaro: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Tim: *has a panic attack* What confession?
May: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Shaw: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Bill: It was a dare.

Cate: May is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Kentaro: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Bill: Tackle them!
Tim: Dump them.
Shaw: Kick them in the shin!
May: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

*In response to receiving a gift*
Kentaro: Wow! That's awesome! I'll pay you back!
May: You didn't have to get this for me...
Bill: S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something!
Cate: Th-thanks, but why?
Tim: Oh my! I can't accept a gift like this!
Shaw: Did you keep the receipt?

Bill: Rules are made to be broken.
Cate: They were made to be followed.Nothing is made to be broken.
Kentaro: Uh, piñatas.
May: Glow sticks.
Shaw: Karate boards.
Tim: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Bill: Rules.
Cate:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Bill: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Cate: ...I did.I broke it.
Bill: No.No you didn't. Kentaro?
Kentaro: Don't look at me. Look at May.
May: What?!I didn't break it.
Kentaro: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
May: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kentaro: Suspicious.
May: No, it's not!
Shaw: If it matters, probably not, but Tim was the last one to use it.
Tim: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Shaw: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tim: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Shaw!
Cate: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bill.
Bill: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Shaw: Bill...Kentaro's been awfully quiet.
Kentaro: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Bill, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Bill: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bill:
Bill: Good.It was getting a little chummy around here.

Bill: Croissants: dropped
Cate: Road: works ahead
Kentaro: BBQ sauce: on my titties
May: Shavacado: fre
Shaw: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Tim:
Tim, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Cate: I will not let you down.
Bill: Sounds fun.
May: K.
Tim: No, I'm fucking not.
Kentaro: Do I have to be?
Shaw : Please god, I am so tired.

Bill: You know, when May comes over, Cate can get a little...
May: Psycho?
Kentaro: Scary?
Tim: Drunk?
Bill: All three.

Bill, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Cate: Hey.
Tim: Hi.
May: Hello.
Shaw: Hey!
Bill: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Kentaro : We were out of Doritos.

Bill: Christmas lights?
Cate: Check.
Tim: THermos of hot cocoa?
Cate: Check.
Kentaro: Santa suits?
Cate: Check.
Shaw: Shovel?
Cate: Check.
May: Alibi and bail money?
Cate: Check - wait, WHAT?!

Bill: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Cate: Okay, but what is updog?
Kentaro: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/ or relish.
May: Not, that's a hot dog.An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Shaw: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Tim: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Bill: That's Aragog.Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
May: You're thinking of epsilon.Updog is an upward - moving air current.
Kentaro: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Cate: What's a henway??
Bill: Oh, about five pounds.

Shaw: Between Kentaro, May, Cate, and Tim -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Shaw: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Shaw: Kentaro?
Bill: Yeah, but I don't know why.