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< Cell phone Joshua, chat with Hannie 😳 >

Hannie 😳:

Dude, help me get paired up with the new guy.

Me:

Figure it out for yourself...

Hannie 😳:

But come on, are you my buddy or not ?

Me:

*Sexefriend that's not the same thing.

Hannie 😳:

Yeah and ? In sexfriend there's friend, which means friend, so don't fuck around.

Me:

Sex is going to disappear ? And then, honestly, you want me to help you do what ? I don't know him...

Hannie 😳:

Not right now, as long as I'm not dating my bed needs your warmth and my ass needs your di...😏

I don't know, you're my closest buddy so... help me, get closer to him, and tell me if he's right for me....

Me:

You started your text so well, you had to bring it up the ass again. I don't think it's a good idea men. Oh no ! Is he in Seungkwan's class ? It's dead...

Hannie 😳:

I had to, because it's true, I like to be penetrated by you... You know I do. But why ?? Yeah, class of '98..

Me:

Yes well keep this to yourself, I know, but stop. Precisely for this reason, Seungkwan and I, it's the apocalypse....

Hannie 😳:

Does it bother you hum ? 😏 He just wants your ass, there's nothing wrong with that....

Me:

Nah, but hey... Keeping your thoughts to yourself is better at times buddy....

My ass belongs to me, I don't give it away to just anyone...

Hannie 😳:

You wet blanket... Sometimes I think you're too thoughtful to be in the same class as me. Who's it for ? 😏

Me:

I'm not a killjoy, just realistic. Logical that I think, I'm not a jerk....
I own it.

Hannie 😳:

Are you implying I'm dumb? Nasty! I thought it was reserved for me hum 😏 ?

Me:

I'm not insinuating it, I'm confirming it. You're just the biggest moron I know. Until proven otherwise, it's me who penetrates you, so in sois nobody touches my butt.

Hannie 😳:

You're really too mean to me, what a shitty friend ! Ah-, that's right, so in fact it's kind of my ass that belongs to you shit...

Me:

I'm not mean, I just say out loud what people think, it's not the same. Insulting me won't change what people think of you. No, your ass, you put it where you want, I don't give a fuck...

Hannie 😳:

But stop! Even if it's the only truth, it hurts. I'll insult you if I want to, you little prick 😌
Um.. You don't give a fuck, are you sure? Aren't you jerking off thinking about my ass instead? 😏

Me:

Never mind, that's honesty for you. A little respect for your friend ! Yeah don't give a fuck.

- I don't jerk off thinking about your ass, thinking about you, and only you is enough...- Thinks Joshua before continuing his text.

No I'd rather stick my dick in it, than think about it while pleasuring myself....

Hannie 😳:

Can I be honest too? No! You're too mean...

Ah~, I get a hard-on, nothing when thinking about your best asset getting inside me...

Me:

Of course. You're an asshole.

I know~ So, I can conclude, you like my performance 😏

Hannie 😳:

When it rings, I have to tell you something.

Are you proud ? They're the best I know.

Me:

Okay 🤷‍♂️ Yeah !

Oh~ glad to satisfy you too...

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Joshua lifts his gaze from his mobile as he receives no more notifications and notes with surprise that Jeonghan has remained stuck on his mobile, red in the face...

-the ring bell-

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