Stan's pov:

Kyle went to sleep, so it's just me and Cartman awake now. I look at Cartman and roll my eyes "U and keal are so fucking gay" Cartman said laughing "dude can u shut the fuck up for once. My mom might hear us and I don't want to get fucking yelled at cause of ur stupid ass" I say sleepily. Cartman rolls his eyes "Whatever" he says. I look over at Kyle "gay" Cartman says, snickering. "I'm not fucking gay fat ass" I defend and look away from Kyle and look at Cartman "ur the one who said u and Kyle were dating don't forget that fat ass" I say tiredly "I'm not fat I'm just big boned" Cartman reply's "Whatever I'm going to bed" I say then lay down next to Kyle and put the blanket over me. "Hella gay," Cartman said, then went down to the floor and grabbed a blanket out of my closet, and lays down on the floor. I fall asleep

((Time skip brought to u by the milk Connor Murphy drank. Btw it's the next morning))

Still Stan pov:

I wake up and look and see Kyle walking in, holding a mug. "What the? What are u drinking?" I ask half asleep. "Hot chocolate. Ur mom made some. I brought u some," he says and points at my night stand "oh thanks, Ky, " I say, smiling. I sit up and grab the mug "no problem, Stan" Kyle said and sat down next to me "fat ass is in the bathroom" Kyle says with a little laugh "I accidentally stepped on him when I was getting out of bed" Kyle says basically full on laughing. "Oh my God, really?!" I laugh out "that's fucking hilarious!" I say in-between laughs. "Yeah. Thank god we don't have school" Kyle says looking at me "dude it's Saturday. I sure hope there wouldn't be school today" I joke looking at him. His hair is so frizzy. "Fair point" Kyle laughs "dude ur hair. It's like going everywhere" I laugh and Kyle reaches up and touches his hair "shit. Do u have a hair brush or something I can borrow" he asks still looking at me "uh yeah" I say and open the top drawer of my night stand and pull out a hair brush "Why do u have a hair brush in ur room?" He laughs "I stole it from Shelly like 2 years ago when I was goth cause I needed to do something with my hair and I wanted to piss of Shelly" I say handing him the hair brush "of course u did" he laughs and starts brushing his hair right as Cartman walks back in from using the bathroom "god damn what took u so long? Were u fucking jerking off in there?" I joke and Cartman glares at me "no ur dad was in there drunk as fuck" Cartman reply's and rolls his eyes "he tried selling me weed" Cartman says and sits down on the bed "oh. Sorry dude, " I say and look at him while Kyle brushes his hair and laughs at Cartman "here" Kyle says and hands me the hair brush again, and I put it back into the drawer. "Dude, u have a hair brush in ur room?" Cartman laughs "yeah I stole it from Shelly to piss her off, " I explain, leaving out the goth part cause I don't want to be made fun of right now. Me and Kyle finished our hot chocolate and put the mugs on my nightstand. "OK, so what are we doing today?" Kyle asks looking at us "I don't know dude" I say and look at Cartman "we could spy on Butters" Cartman suggests shrugging "of course u want to do something stupid" I roll my eyes and get a notification on my phone. It's a text from Clyde "weird" I say and open the text "what is it?" Kyle asks and looks at my phone screen. "Clyde texted me" I say and show him the phone "oh? What does he want?" Kyle asks looking at me "I don't know I haven't read the text yet" I say laughing a little and look at the text

Clyde: dudddde Bebe's throwing a party later do u want to come?

Clyde: shit wrong number! Sorry! U can still come if u want lol.

Me: it's fine lol and if it's alr could I bring Cartman and Kyle?

Clyde: Yeah, go ahead!

me: ok, thanks bye

(Texting over)

I look at Kyle. "Would u believe me if I said we were invited to a party?" I say I'm complete shocked looking at Kyle and Cartman "no" Kyle says "yeah" Cartman says "well we were. Bebes throwing one, and Clyde invited us," I say, still shocked. "Holy shit dude" Kyle laughs, "knew it," Cartman says with a little laugh. Me and Kyle roll our eyes.

A/n oh my God, so I typed this a couple of days ago, but Wattpad deleted it!!!! But hey, it's a long chapter, though, so that's good! Omg I'm so sorry about the repeat in the texting. My phone is so stupid sometimes, sorry! It's fixed now, obviously, lol. Sorry again. Oh my god I'm so sorry about all the misspelled words! I was half awake while writing this so my brain didn't quite comprehend what was happening so sorry

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