prompt : phil does a "viewers pick my birthday presents" vid except someone suggests an engagement ring and dan does it. this oneshot was written while author was listening to escape the fate ;P
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"doing another 'viewers pick my birthday presents' vid! tweet me a product link to a nice or funny gift for me (UK shops in £ plz) and a minion will get and wrap them up for my surprise 🥳"
"I sent the tweet!" Phil called out to his roommate. "You don't have to tell me," Dan says as he walks into their bedroom where Phil is laying on their bed, "I'm practically stalking your account and I've already liked it." "Why are you stalking my account?" "Because you told me you were going to tweet!" "Oh yeah."
Dan chuckles, kissing Phil on the cheek. Phil feels his face flush and looks away.
"Awww, is someone shy?" Dan teases, sitting down next to him. "Shut up." Phil groans, rolling his eyes. "Okay, Phillip."
Phil playfully pushes Dan's face away.
"You could have damaged my face!" "I probably would have improved it." "Wow! Rude! Y'know what? I'm breaking up with you." Dan starts dramatically walking out, and adds, "And I'm taking the reindeer! Wait . . . Nevermind, you can keep it." "Dan, nooooo! You need to buy me the birthday presents!" "Is that all I'm good for? Wow, Phillip." ". . ." "REALLY??" "Wait, I'm trying to think of something!" "WOW." ". . You're good at cooking?"
Dan bursts into laughter , shaking his head.
"You're ridiculous. So, when should I start buying these presents?" Dan asks, pulling out his phone and opening Twitter. "Probably soon." "Well that really narrows it down." "I'm sorry!" "Don't apologise, bub. I just need to . . ." "What?" "Someone just suggested something weird, don't worry about it." "Surely you can show me if you're not gonna get it." "Then I can't show you." Phil raises an eyebrow, "It better not be too weird. And it better not get us demonetised." Dan chuckles, "It probably won't." "Probably?" "Definitely. And I would blur it if it would get demonetised."
Phil rolls his eyes.
"Do you have anything to do today?" Dan asks, scrolling through the replies to Phil's tweet, pausing every now and again to save some. "Not really. Oh! I'm meeting up with Chris in . . what time is it?" "Three PM." "I'm supposed to be meeting him in an hour!" "Do you need anything?" "Uh . . no. Thanks, though. I should get going." "Okay. You better not cheat on me!" Phil rolls his eyes. "Like I would cheat on you with Chris." "So you would cheat on me, just not with Chris?" "That's not what I meant!" "I know, bub. Have fun."
Phil kisses Dan's cheek before grabbing some socks and rushing out of their bedroom. Dan chuckles, continuing to scroll. But he couldn't get his mind off that one suggestion . . . an engagement ring. Dan bites his lip. He and Phil had been dating for about three years . . was it time? Fuck it. He decides, and opens an incognito tab on his phone. After some searching, he finds exactly what he's looking for.
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