"Mom!"
New York tapped America on the shoulder to get her attention
"Ah, yes dear?"
"I just had a question to ask. Who is our father... ?"
"... we do not speak of him. Do you understand, child?"
"... but... fine."
"Good... thank you..."
...
But what really was America hiding anyways? New York couldn't contain her curiosity and that of course reached Texas after one of their baseball games
"So yer' telling me America refuses to tell you who your father is?"
"That's what I just told you stupid."
"Jeez, put down the attitude suga'. Ain't it strange that your mama is hiding that kind of information?"
"Exactly. Are you stupid or just deaf?"
"Alright then..."
...
Lights down
... Her name was Betsy. She was a soldier.
With brown feathers in her hair, and a uniform cut down to lay
She would fight back, and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star... Revolutionary America always tended bar
Across the crowded floor.
They worked from eight 'til four
Both young, they had each other. Who could ask for more?
At the Thirteen! Thirteen colonies!
Hottest spot north of New Spain.
At the Thirteen! Thirteen Colonies!
Sewing and passion were always the fashion at the Thirteen...
They fell in love... (Thirteen, Thirteen Colonies)
...
His name was Britain, he wore a red coat
He was escorted to his chair, and he saw Betsy training there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Britain went to far... R.A sailed across the room
And then the punches flew. Chairs were smashed in two.
There was blood and a single gunshot...
But just who shot who??
At the U.S! The U.S.A!
Hottest spot north of Mexico
At the U.S! The U.S.A!
Liberty and freedom was always the passion at the U.S...
She lost her love...
(Thirteen, Thirteen Colonies)
(U.S.A)
(Sewing and freedom, always in fashion)
... Her name is America
She was a soldier
But that was 200 years ago, when they used to have a war
Now it's a democracy! But not for America...
Still has the mindset she used to bear
Faded feathers she still wears
She sits there so refined! Overthinks herself half.blind.
She lost her youth, and she shot her lover
Now she's lost her mind?!
At the U.S! The U.S.A!
The hottest spot north of Los Algodones
At the U.S! The U.S.A!
Money and military weren't always the fashion at the U.S...
Don't fall in love.
Oh yeah btw it was America who shot her lover. That part takes place in the civil war, R.A (Revolutionary America) then became CSA and America shot him bc slavery is poopy and the ideal that whites are superior is stoopid!! More stoopid than me!! And that's saying something.
