Once upon a dreary Wednesday (not a Tuesday) Tyrone the rattlesnake with a purple Mohawk who liked to party and occasionally wet his nest went to a Bar mitzvah reception in Juno Alaska for his grand pappy Roberto. On the way he stopped at Walmart to start a dodge ball game in isle nine and three quarters with the orphans that lived there. The orphans proved to be dodge ball masters, and beat lil Tyrone to a sad, snakey pulp. He was deeply tormented by his loss, so he TPed the dairy isle in blind hatred for all mammals.
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The adventures of Tyrone the Alaskan rattlesnake
Ficción históricaA young and zealous serpentine Alaskan native goes on a daring adventure to discover the meaning of life. Along the way he meets several amusing characters who help him to find that there is more to life than partying.
