The Ching Chong and Ling Long part 2 (Battle Pope)

Battle Pope

After that weird explosion that happened in Beijing,half of earth including China turned into zombie slaves. Stephano and Billy escaped from the Chinese zombie monks and hijack a McDonnell Douglas F-15 STOL/MTD or a jet to America. As for Jackie Chan and Eddie Murphy they escaped and went to their secret base in Atlantis. Out of nowhere Satan appeared to Eddie Murphy and told him that he will have to kids because of his evilness. His girlfriend,Selena Gome,will be pregnant. The first kid is going to be a boy and his name is Hershel. The other kid is another boy and his name is Samuel. Satan also said to Jackie Chan that he will turn him into the zombie monks' leader. As time pass by Billy and Stephano turned old. Their last mission was to stop a nuclear war in England which was their homeland. This was caused by Eddie Murphy's and Jackie Chan's nuclear missiles and their undead ninja/nazi/cyborg army. As Eddie Murphy and Jackie Chan went to launch their huge nuclear missile at Big Ben,Billy and Stephano teleported to them. They met face to face and and tried to get the key from Eddie's suit case. That key is the thing that activates that huge nuclear missile. As they were fighting each other Jackie Chan grabbed his gun out of his pocket and accidentally shot at a gas tank. The whole building exploded and destroyed the nuclear missile.The British soldiers and ninja/nazi/cyborg soldiers stop fighting to see the huge explosion. Billy,Stephano,Eddie Murphy,Jackie Chan died at the explosion. The ceiling collapsed on them. After Eddie Murphy's and Jackie Chan's death,his two sons Hershel and Samuel ruled half of the world. Half of the world were slaves,like China,Russia,Japan,Afghanistan,and Jerusalem. Meanwhile in Washington D.C their was a secret military ninja base called (The Secret Military Ninja Base). There U.S Marine spy ninjas were trained on assassination missions,like assassinating Osama Binladin and Kim Jong-il. The leader of the ninjas is Jarid aka Ninja Jarid. The co-leader is Jose aka the co-leader. There was also a geeky scientist who was weak but kind and loyal and his name is Francis,but most people call him Fel Franz. After a test on a capsule he became a strong warrior.They gave him armor that looks like Master Chief's armor. They would call him MC. Then there was a young priest who was sent from God to save the world. He created him to be loyal,kind,and loving to people. He was also a prophet and one day he will become the new pope. His name Holy St. Nicholas. He looks like a young six-grader too. As the story goes on,God spawned Jarid,Jose,Francis,and Nicholas on a church in the Philippines.He told them that they should work together to stop the slavery that was cause by Hershel and Samuel. So they did as God said and worked together. They had their secret base under the White House. God also sent Jesus to be their guidance. When they were fully trained using their weapons they were ready for battle. Francis's weapon was an energy sword,Jarid's weapon is a katana he also has the power of the Buda,Jose's weapon was the power of teh strength of hundreds of strong men,and Nicholas's weapon is God's power to strike lighting on people. The group was called The Ching Chong and Ling Long.When they heard the alarm in their base they knew their was something wrong. When they checked the news their was cyborg nazi/zombie/ninjas were attacking South Korea were Psy lived. So they took their fighter jets and went their. Some of the Korean soldiers were holding them off the president's house. When the Ching Chong and Ling Long didn't know what to do they just nuked South Korea. After that have of South Korea's population was destroyed. Only two Koreans were dead. They were Psy and a General named Bobby Wasabi. Most people of Korea called him a hero. When they heard about this knees they became popular and would save the day from evil. Two years past and they became America's Avengers.They got knew high-tech weapons created by the government.They signed autograph's for their fans.They also have new vehicles.When Lucifer heard this news at ,he sent Hershel and Samuel to stop them.He teleported them in the Ching Chong and Ling Long's base. When they got their they destroyed everything what Francis,Jarid,Jose,and Nicholas had.The guards tried to stop them but Hershel and Samuel were to powerful.Satan gave them his powers. When Francis,Jarid,Jose,and St.Nicholas heard the noise they went to their base after getting tacos. When they saw what Hershel and Samuel did Jarid said,"Stop write their terrorist or you'll face my wrath of my awesome powers ." Hershel got Morgan Freeman who was actually a scientist.He said,"One more step and I'll blow of Morgan Freeman's butt." So Jarid stop there thinking what to do. Morgan Freeman cried like a little girl,hoping someone would save him. Ninja Jarid got his ninja stars and accidentally threw them at Morgan Freeman's eyes.What he meant to do was to chop of Hershel's hand.He let Morgan Freeman go but he died of blood lost from his eyes.Then Hershel and Samuel disappeared.There plan was to steal the secret briefcase.Inside that case holds the blue print for the calling of Ching Chong and Ling Long. If you remember in Ching Chong and Ling Long part 1,when Billy and Stephano found the cobblestone tomb Ching Chong and Ling Long means the rise of a sea monster and a person who will rule the world.The blue print was a structure of a cannon laser which will summon the sea monster,Crackunues,and other evil gods. The cannon is powered by Satan's obsidian neckless. Luckily,Master Chief aka Francis,but some people call him Fel Franz,put a tiny tracker device on Samuel's shirt. When St.Nicholas,or soon to become Pope,check his GPS to see where they were heading. Samuel and Hershel were at the Eiffel Tower at Paris.When Samuel and Hershel reached up to the Eiffel Tower,there was Satan waiting for them.Satan told Hershel to give him the briefcase.But then God sent Jesus to stop them.When he used his lighting powers on Satan it didn't work,the lighting reflected on Satan and bounced back to Jesus then it hit him.Jesus turned weak so he called his friend the Buddha.Jesus told Buddha,"Hey B-Man can you help me I'm in serious trouble?"And the Buddha replied,"Ok J-Man I'll try." He used his Buddhist powers,but agin it reflected on Satan and bounced back to Buddha. The Buddha turned weak and was sen back to his original place to rest. When Satan saw that Jesus needed to generate he grabbed him and punch him back to heaven.When Francis,Jarid,Jose,and St. Nicholas came at the Effie's tower they used their force to get the case back. But Hershel,Samuel,and Satan power's we to powerful.Satan told them hat they were going to nuke America.When Francis,Jarid,Jose,and St. Nicholas didn't see the nuke they said,"Where is it?!?!!?" Satan told them the the Eiffel Tower is the nuke.When he got the briefcase and then opened it,he built this huge laser cannon and remote that would trigger the nuke which will summon the sea monster,Crackunues,and other evil gods and also start the nuke.So Francis,Jarid,Jose,and St. Nicholas prayed to God to help them.When God heard this message from heaven he got his mighty golden desert eagle and went to earth.Then he pulled the trigger on the gun and he shot Satan at the head.Satan died and turned into a fish and Hershel and Samuel became slave dancers at a bar called"Honey and Money".They were trapped in a cage forced to dance for money.And the Ching Chong and Ling Long team became the heroes of the world,which they replaced the Avengers.They started saving the world from demons and other bad stuff.They work along side with Jesus,God,and other good gods.Together they were invincible.And they live happily together forever after,saving the world.

THE END!!!!!!