Me: Okay let's get starte-
Kid: YOUR HAIR IS ASYMMETRICAL!
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Me: So is yours
Kid: I'm asymmetrical trash *cries*
Me: Yes, yes you are
Kid: *Still crying*
Me: Just do disclaimer
Death the kid: Tsuneyo DOES not own Souleater... BECAUSE HES ASYMMETRICAL!!!
Me: Close enough