𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐰𝐧 {𝐀.𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐯}

𝟎𝟐. 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 {𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬}

Britney sat on the bathroom floor as Cristina sat on the bathtub. They were both done with men. Meredith was angry at derek and Britney had got drunk to support her sister. Britney knew Cristina was annoyed at Burke and Britney was annoyed at Alex constantly hitting on her and she was annoyed at her brother who she felt was playing Meredith

Britney picked up the vodka bottle that she had been drinking from and groaned as she saw it was empty as she lay back on the bathroom floor

"It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to hurt you and seduce you" Meredith said as Britney opens the shower door, where she is lying completely dressed

"Its not us, you mean you I mean" Britney said as Cristina sat up slightly and groaned

"It's that your boyfriend is the local frat boy"

"Boyfriend? Alex is not my boyfriend". He just hits on me" Britney said said

"Then what is he?" Meredith challenged her m

"He is someone who wants to have sex with me.  Do I look as if I want syphilis" Britney said as Meredith looked to her and rolled her eyes

"I'm going to throw up again" Meredith said as she rushed over to the toilet and stopped

"False alarm" Meredith said as Britney looked to her

"Look, the problem is estrogen" Cristina said

"No, the problem is vodka and mcmarried" Britney said

"With the stupid boy penis" Meredith said

"Married penis" Britney said

"now he's ruined me" Meredith said dramatically

"Penises. Penises. hey" Britney said as the bathroom door opens and izzie and George walk in. George to brush his teeth and izzie with a bottle of water

"You going to get up or are you going to lie on the bathroom floor forever?" Izzie asked her Meredith as who shrugged

"What did I miss?" George asked as Meredith throws the bottle of water at Britney

"Sober up she dumped Derek and those two are just drama" izzie said as Britney glared

"At least I'm not a bore" Britney said

"I knew that" George said as Cristina smiled.

"I feel empty" Meredith said as she downed the water as Cristina looked of her

I feel pissed off" Britney said as she looked to izzie who was giving her daggers

"Give it time" Meredith said

•••

Britney got to work and stood in the lobby as she waited for the lift. She looked to see Meredith as she stood fighting with derek

"Do you think that she's going to be okay" Britney asked as Cristina looked to her and shrugged

"Who knows. He's your brother" Cristina  said as she felt someone grab her and looked as she saw Alex