(there will be some shorts wars references)
It was recording day again and this time Ivan was doing a scenario and 7 minutes into recording Christian and Curt started arguing
Christian: then you're going to live in pain!
Curt: you're going to live in pain Satanists are buying your stuff!
**Incoherent yelling against each other**
Christian: when Curt sees Ikea furniture *mimics Curt screaming*
Curt: when Christian sees someone who loves him *mimics Christian screaming*
Everyone else:*laughing their ass off*
After recording today that little impression thing gave me an idea so I started writing a script and then next Friday it was my turn and I decided to ask a special someone if they would like to do a collab so as I get off the phone I hear glitching sounds next to me and I see the special collaborator Riggy the runky
Veronika: well that was fast
Riggy: don't worry about it now where are the others?
Veronika: oh yeah follow me
Both of us walk outside to the living room of the studio with everyone doing their own thing until they see Riggy
Christine:awwwwew who's this cutie? *Pets Riggy*
Veronika: this is Riggy the runky AKA our collaborator for this scenario
Christian: what the hell even is a runky?
Veronika: basically a mix between a rabbit and a monkey
Den: okay well let's just get to the scenario
All of us except Riggy clap our hands and it summons a portal
Riggy:WOW! That's amazing how did you do that!?
Den:*places Riggy on her shoulder* don't worry about that now let's just go in!
(Time skip)
All of us make it back out of the scenario and Riggy teleports back to Danno. I go to my room and shut the door behind me I'm obviously tired but I'm also kind of sad because I kind of feel like an outcast but Christian knocks on the door and comes in
Christian: you ok?
Veronika: yeah I'm fine I guess
Christian: I know when you're not okay
Veronika: okay fine I just kind of feel like an outcast that's all
Christian:*smirks* here let me tell you something
(Okay I am going to have to change a lot of these lyrics so sorry)
Christian: so things look bad and you're back is against the wall. Your whole existence seems fuckin hopeless. You're feeling filthy like a concert bathroom stall. Can't face the world sober and hopeless. You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked. Well, let me just say you're correct.
Veronika: wait what?
Christian: 🎵 you're a loser, baby, a loser, goddamn baby. You're a messed up little whiny girl.🎵
Veronika:HEY!
Christian 🎵 you're a loser just like me 🎵
Veronika: thanks butthole *a little pissed*
Christian: 🎵 you're a screws loose loser, an only one star reviews-er. You're a power rodham at rock bottom, but you've got company 🎵
Veronika: you're supposed to be making me feel better!
Christian:🎵 there was a time I thought that no one could relate. To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged. But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all living at the same pace🎵
Veronika: 🎶I sold my soul, to this channel to be like a freak 🎶
Christian: 🎵 and you think that makes you unique? 🎵
Christian: 🎵 we're both losers, baby, we're losers. It's okay to be a-
Veronika:🎶 a music addicted fanfic writer? 🎶
Christian:🎵 baby, that's fine by me 🎵
Veronika:*smirks* 🎶 I'm a loser, honey, a goober and a dummy. But at least I know I'm not alone 🎶
Christian: 🎵you're a loser just like me.🎵
Christian: 🎵I got an appetite for gaslighting🎵
Veronika:🎶 I got an appetite for sampling every fanfic and song I can find!🎶
Christian: 🎵 go ahead baby, sing that song come on!🎵
Veronika:🎶 I got no music left to discover 🎶
Christian: 🎵I sold my soul to save my power. Now I'm on the channel's leash🎵
Both: 🎶I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour!🎵
Veronika: you're a loser, baby.
Christian: a loser, but just maybe if we
Both:🎶deal with this together things will end up differently🎵
Christian: 🎵it's time to lose you're self-loathin. Excuse yourself, let Hope in. baby, play your card, be who you are.🎵
Both:🎶 a loser just like-
Both of us stop singing because we got interrupted by the other is looking at us confused so me and Christian just awkwardly smirk and blush a little bit
(To be continued)
(Thank you for reading this and yes you can ship my character with Christian)
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the enderian among the humans (a self insert recreyo fanfic)
HumorI know that the YouTube channel is going to be canceled soon but this is my way of saying goodbye
