6."My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her."
7."Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera."
8."Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera."
9."Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
10."I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your's is bigger than your brother's."
