Crenny One shots!

One shot 1 :>

(It's my first time writing smut so I'm sorry if I make some mistakes, I'm very used to writing stories for children in my school, especially in Russian so sorry if my English isn't so good :c I will use google translate for most of my one shots btw!)

Smut

Craig's POV:

I was with my bros, sittin' at the lunch table.
Nobody was talking until Clyde jumped on the lunch table and yelled:

"YOU GUYS! POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY!"

Some people celebrated and yelled in excitement but I just looked at him with a blank expression.
Clyde sat right back down, proud of himself, with a stupid smirk on his face.

"Ya guys goin'?"

Clyde looked at the people sitting right in front of him.
Tolkien nodded and jimmy too.
I thought of it for a second.
Tweek was twitching right beside me, pulling his hair.
I swear he's going to go bald if he keeps doing that.

"I'm not going."

I said in my deep but calming voice that I used with everyone, especially my family.

"What?! Cmon Craig! It'll be fun as fuck!"

He stared at me, trying to convince me.
Tweek finally spoke

"I-I- AGH!...I-i think I- EGH! C-ca-can!"

"Good!"

Everyone at the table was now staring at me.
Tolkien poked my shoulder.
I turned my head towards his.

"Dude, every hot chick is going."

I rolled my eyes, knowing that these mother fuckers are going to do anything for me to go.
So I finally opened my mouth to speak.

"okay, whateve-"

Clyde interrupted me.

"YAHOO!"

He raised his arms up.
I stared at him with a frown.
Meanwhile, Tweek kept pushing me with his elbow.
With his hands on his hair still.
It was irritating me a lot.
But I kept cool.

(Time skip to: the goofy ahh pool party :D)

Still Craig's POV:

I knocked on the door of Wendy's house as severely loud music was heard from like 5 blocks away.
Some random bitch opened the door for me and let me inside.
The music was just saying swear words over and over again.
Everyone was either drinking inside or in the pool, drunk.
It was so crowded with people.
I grabbed one glass of Sbiten  (A Russian traditional hot drink made with honey and spices)
I drank it all in one gulp as I headed out to the pool.
I had on a wife beater along with some shorts.
There were so many people inside the pool, and of course Clyde was in there, flirting with some girl.
He's probably drunk, wonder where Bebe is.
I can't wait for her to find out.
That would be so funny.
I snickered at the thought as Someone tapped me on the shoulder, behind me.
I looked behind to see who it was, it was Tolkien.

"Having fun?"

"Not really."

I said as I rolled my eyes, scratching my neck, with my free hand.