#2 IQ

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by DynamicDayFan
by DynamicDayFan
                                    
                                              Benevolent : *Hands Scary a baby*
Scary : No thanks, I'm going vegan for the week
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Practical : Why don't you just hide the dead bodies at the cemetery?
Macabre : Thanks for the tip.
Practical : It was not a tip, it was a joke.
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Placid : I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Dreadful : Placid, if you're scared of clowns, why do you hang out with Scary?
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Sorrowful : I hate when babies scream and cry in public. YOU don't have any problems yet, it should be ME crying and screaming. ME!
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New Lore Great_Day : Didn't you die?
Benevolent, now Caretaker : That was years ago. Things change.
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Dynamic : When am I going to have my 100k word count, slow-burn, enemies to lovers relationship?
Emotionless : Stop reading fan fiction and get back to work.
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Scary, entering his basement, corpses on the ground and blood everywhere : *Sigh*
Scary : My basement's got no business looking like this.
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Radiant : Kinda gay to make a wanted poster. Like why do you want this man? To hold him?
Emotionless : To hold him accountable for his crimes.
Radiant : For what? Stealing your heart?
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Placid : Scary, what's that on your carpet?
Scary : Blood.
Placid : No, the other thing.
Scary : Plaid?
Placid, shuddering : Disgusting.
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Sorrowful : Last time I went to a clinic and checked off 'excessive crying', the nurses looked at me weird and said it was meant for babies.
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Dynamic : I ate a brownie at a party once.
Dynamic : It felt like I was floating, I was seeing rainbows, and it was a mind blowing experience.
Dynamic : Turns out the brownie didn't have any pot in it, it was just a really good brownie.
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Macabre : I'm a bad person, a very bad person. A horrible person.
Radiant :
Unpredictable : 
Placid :
Macabre, mimicking their voices : No you're not, Macabre! We still love you!
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Great, at an important meeting : My operatives are extremely competent.
Radiant, rushing in the room : Sir! Unpredictable tried making pasta in the coffee pot again and now it's broken!
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Sorrowful : If you get in trouble, I'll be like a lawyer for you, okay?
Scary : Alright.
*Later*
Great : Operative Scary, sit down in your chair, you're about to be in big trouble.
Sorrowful, leaning in and whispering : Deny everything.
Scary : That's not a chair.
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Dreadful : I witnessed Benevolent kill a man and drive off.
Dreadful : ... But I can't say anything about it because he hasn't told anyone about me falling and getting the umbrella stand in my ass.
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Macabre, holding a newborn baby while Benevolent tends to the mother : 
Benevolent : Okay, now it's time to give him shots.
Macabre : Hell yeah, pour up! It's his fucking birthday!
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Unstable : GOT GROUNDED FOR SHOW UP LATE.
Unpredictable : You deserve it for getting everybody's hopes up only to show up.
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Unpredictable : Your profile is better than mine, it's making me insecure.
Radiant : Aw! But you look great! Don't worry!
Unpredictable : That's not good enough, I want you to die.
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Benevolent, crying : I can't believe you've done this...
Radiant : I'm sorry, I didn't know!
Benevolent, screaming : YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!