Sorrowful : Laying on the floor, crying.
Emotionless : Might I suggest taking some time off so I do not have to see you like this?
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Sorrowful, crying and recording themself walking home : I don't know—I just feel like life isn't fair—
Random civilian falls down the stairs off-screen with a loud crash.
Sorrowful, still crying and walking away : Oh my God, this guy just fell down the stairs *snort*.
Sorrowful, giggling and crying while walking : Oh my God...
Sorrowful, now sniffling and giggling : Wait, that was kind of funny.
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Emotionless : Unpredictable, keep an eye on Unstable, he is going to say the wrong thing to someone and end up killed.
Unpredictable : Aw... but I want to see Unstable get killed!
Emotionless : Try again.
Unpredictable, sighing : I will try and stop Unstable from getting killed...
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Dreadful : Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Practical :
Dreadful : Oh, right... the lying.
—
Unstable : YOU WANT KNOW SECRET?
Practical : No.
Unstable : OKAY.
Practical :
Practical : Do you smell smoke?
Unstable : SECRET WAS HEADQUARTER ON FIRE.
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Dynamic : I'm such a sucker for murder mystery novels!
Unpredictable, trying to impress him : I've been a suspect in four different murder cases.
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Macabre : Is it still visible? Where Benevolent slapped me?
Dreadful : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Unstable : YOU FACE LOOK LIKE PHOTO NEGATIVE ON HAMBURGER HELPER BOX.
Placid : A palm reader could tell Benevolent's future by looking at your face.
Radiant : The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Macabre : ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
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Benevolent, holding a knife : I've got ways to make people talk...
Benevolent : *Slices a piece of cake.*
Joyous : Can I have a slice?
Benevolent : Cake is for talkers.
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Benevolent : Unstable, say 'aluminum' again. It's my only source of serotonin during these trying times.
Unstable, sighing : OKAY, FOR YOU, FRIEND. ALYOOUMINNIEEUM...
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Unpredictable : I've only said 'I love you' to two people in my life.
Unpredictable : One being Dynamic.
Unpredictable : And the other being a guy in a dark alley who I mistook for Dynamic.
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Scary, at Dreadful's funeral : I would like a moment alone with him...
Sorrowful, nodding and leaving the room : Understood.
Scary, leaning into the casket : Listen here, you little shit, I know you're not dead.
Dreadful, sitting up : Well, no shit.
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