Virat's POV
"Ab jaa bhi Cheeks, dekh jaake Rohit ko kisi cheez ki jarurat hai ki nahi"
"I'm not his PA Mahi bhai"
Mahi bhai ko kaise samjhau I don't like sharing room. They almost forcefully making me share room with a stranger. Even Mahi bhai too forcing me to stay with him.
"Is there lack of room Mahi bhai ? If yes then let me sleep in your room atleast"
"Nikal la**de"
Sonu showed his foot from bed. It means he is hearing us, we were talking near the door of their room.
"I didn't mean that behench0d Raina!!" I shouted before rushing away.
They never understand me!!!!!
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My mood was already kneaded, it got fire when I entered my room.
"Hey! You're sleeping with sweaty clothes!"
The mound's snoring sound uplifted my anger at peak.
"Oye Kumbhkaran!!!"
He woke up and looked at me like an innocent child.
"Where am I ?"
I wished to punch his jaws to remind him everything. Don't know how I controlled my holy words by biting my tongue.
"In your in-laws house ben...."
"Oh sorry, I fell asleep" he said rubbing his eyes.
"No need to say sorry but I forbade you to mess the bed, didn't I ?"
"Umm...yes. And I didn't mess"
"Didn't you ?"
"No"
"You did"
"Hunn ?"
Saale ko maar dalunga kya ? I had no idea how much controlling power I have that still am not abusing this hippo!
"I told you to take shower, you didn't and slept with dirty, sweaty clothes!! So ? Didn't you mess the bed ?"
"Oh... extremely sorry"
Maybe I was a little loud so he quickly moved from bed. His eyes are still drowsy.
"Ok ok no need to say sorry"
"You're saying not to say sorry and scolding me too ? What do you want mr... mm.. woh..."
"Virat Kohli"
"Oh yes yes"
"Now for God sake go to bathroom"
"Hunn ? Oh yes"
Iska girlfriend pitai nhi karti kya iska ? What an irritating person! I've to stay with him... oh God!!
My phone rang when Rohit went to bathroom. It was Sonu calling;
"Kya hai be ?"
"Tu bura man gaya kya ?"
"Nahi"
"Arey chill yaar. Achcha tell Rohit to join meeting in hall at evening. We have some discussion"
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Rohit came out from bathroom wearing shorts and t-shirt. Water dripping from his messy hairs. I thought he will wipe it properly and comb it. But the heck man directly laid down on bed.
"Hey...."
"What happened ? Now I'm clean naa ?"
"It's ok but you're lying with wet hairs!"
"Acha ? Vo koi baat nahi, I'm sleepy😴"
"Atleast comb your hairs... hey man... get up" I jerked him. Donno how many nights he couldn't sleep. Huh!!
"Please Virat... I can't find comb from that haystack now" he pointed at his trolley bag. Oh how lazy the man is.
"Take my comb hell!"
"Please lemme sleep"
"Shut up!"
I threw my towels and comb to him. A person will sleep with wet and messy hair on my bed in front of me.. it's a disgusting scene for me.
"And listen, we've team meeting at evening. Aa jana"
"Umm ok... umm Chiku I need a help"
"How dare you to call me Chiku !"
What!! He just called me Chiku ?🙄
"Isn't it your nickname ?" He made puppy eyes.
"It is but you have no right to call me so, understand ?"
"Oh okay, sorry"
"What help ?"
"Can you say where I can get vada pav nearby ?"
"Hunn ?"
I was seriously becoming angry. What shall I tell this fucking hippo ???
"Umm I mean, it's my habit to eat vada pav everyday... and today I didn't get it from morning"
His innocent puppy eyes again prevented my abusive tongue. Oh God! Where you threw me ?
"I don't know, I can't help, sorry"
"Oh. Koi baat nahi"
The hippo laid down and soon started snoring. I stood there like a weirdo for a long time. Then took an oath that I'll sleep at corridor but not with the half-mad person.
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