Kat: *yawns and stretches* Ahhh... another day, another batch of dares. *checks magically appearing mailbox* YAY we got dares!! *wakes up various sleeping nations with whoops of joy*
Romano: What the hell!!? I was trying to sleep you stupido stripy bastard!! *Italian cussing ensues*
Spain:Calm down mi amore, I'm sure that it was a mistake, Si?
Romano: As FUCKING if! *crosses arms and grumbles under his breath.
Kat: Now that we've all been woken up by Roma here, I can make my announcement. * deep breath* WE HAVE MORE DARES!!
HiddenRosethrones
I dare Germany and italy to kiss.Kat: I'm going to add that Romano can't physically interfere but feel free to cuss at Germany. And out second dare is;
Dragonxwriter
I dare Italy to give Germany a lap dance after they kiss.Kat: once again, no physical stopping but you can cuss, Roma.
Germany: *Goes bright red* U-uh... he's going to what? *super awkward*
Italy: What's a lap dance? *adorably innocent*
France: *Leans over ans whispers into italy's ear*
Italy: ooohhhhhh..... okay~ *cute smile*
Germany: *Hesitantly walks over and offers Italy a hand*
Italy: *hops up to his tiptoe and sweetly presses a kiss to germany's lips*
Romano: Cazzo bastardo , tenere le mani sporche tedeschi fuori il mio dio fratello maledetto pervertito !! Giuro su Dio se continui toccarlo ti pugnalata negli occhi con una forchetta stasera !!
Germany: *blushes brightly and kisses back, gently wrapping his arms around Feli*
Romano: *screeches in rage and tries to attack Germany*
Spain: *Grabs Romano and holds him back, whispering in his ear* fusososososo~
Italy: *slowly pulls away, blushing slightly* ve~
Germany: Sits back down on the couch*
Italy: *walks over, trying to figure out how to lap dance* *starts unsurely, biting his lip and concentrating*
Prussia: kesesesesese~
Germany: *blushing horribly more from having Italy so close than the failing lap dance*
Italy: *eventually stops and skips over to his seat* ve, did I do it right? *looks up at franxe*
France: o-oui? It was very good for an ameture. Honhonhon~
Kat: *minor nosebleed* Sorry if it wasn't as hot as you might have wanted waifu~
((Translation
Romano's outburst: Fucking bastard , keep your dirty german hands off my brother god damn pervert!! I swear to God if you keep touching him I'll stab you in the eye with a fork tonight!!))
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