Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in heaven?
Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours
Y/n: and also I'm pretty sure you don't need that many clothes. After all it's not like we're going there for a whole year
Charlie: yeah I know but, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.
Y/n: yeah...well let's hope they see the progress we've made...if it's even called progress
Vaggie: also, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.
Charlie: What thing?
Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.
Y/n looked at vaggie a bit suspicious about those lines
Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.
Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.
Charlie: Yes!
Y/n: wow, I feel so cared for right now.
Charlie: ofcourse I couldn't forget about our bodyguard
Charlie said it with a baby tone...
Y/n:...(what did I do to deserve this)
Angel dust then comes back from work
Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.
Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?
Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, And the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!
The Wall explodes and shards start going towards them, y/n stopped them of course with the force
Y/n: for the love of- we have a door!
Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!
Cherri Bomb: What up hoes? *laughs*
Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see baby!
Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressing shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!
Cherri gives the bomb to Charlie
Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.
Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands, y/n grabs it and he...threw it away...guess where.
Meanwhile IMP
Blitzo: I can't feel my dick anymore, I think i might need dick surgery after this...FOR FUCKS SAKE-
Then the bomb lands in front of him...and it explodes-
Angel Dust: I love seein' Cherri but I'm too tired, I need to pass out.
Cherri Bomb: You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re-
Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around.
Cherri Bomb: *Snorts* Wonder why.
Y/n: watch it cyclops
Charlie: Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.
YOU ARE READING
A Sith Lord in hell (HH HB)
ActionBasically...I started watching Star Wars and ngl...it's fire. I meant the old Star War series and movies btw. And also there is a story that already did this, so this book is inspired by the other sith book
