We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves.
(As the voice speaks, the planet core collapses and blows up a good majority of Copper 9. Afterwords, a Worker Drone touches a frozen human skeleton, which falls over and shatters.)
With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves.
(A Landing Pod crash lands in a city.)
Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI...
(Then 3 drones begin to emerge from the pod. One of them throws the head of a dead drone onto the ground, laughs, and begins to destroy the city with the other Disassembly Drones and what looks like a giant wasp.)
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(The camera zooms out to reveal that the entire exposition was being narrated by a drone named uzi as part of her slideshow presentation in school.)
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Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway... that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun!
