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(A VHS tape begins playing, showing JCJenson with icons for cleaning, cooperate, and robot safety.)

JCJenson (In SPAAAAACEE!!!!)
Rebuild Together BetterTM

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JCJenson: AUTOMATED SERVICES TECHNICIAN TRAINING
WD Disassembly - (1A) Overview:
"Zombie Drones!!!!"

CLIENT REASON FOR WD UNIT DISASSEMBLY AND DISPOSAL
53% Unit Damage
27% Upgrading Model
11% Terminating Operation(s)
7% Competitor Products
3% Beastformers
2% Core Failsafe Trip
1% Other

Narrator: Upgrading models. Cutting maintenance costs.

WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS TWO STEP OVERVIEW

STEP 1: Software Cleanup
Ensure Marked WD Unit Matches P/N, S/N (1A) → MARKED FOR DISASSEMBLY

Narrator: There are many reasons the clients may wish to disassemble a drone individual or series after a period of use.

Upload wdOS_606
(This is Fun for Them) (1B)

STEP 2: Hardware Cleanup
Human Inspection (2A): Affirm Core Disconnect

Process Drone (1) Core (1)
Through disassembly unit (2R)

Human Inspection (2B):
Affirm fun

Narrator: (The tape and audio begin glitching out.) Following these two steps is key to avoiding—

(The tape has now completely glitched out and is replaced by static. Until...)

ZOMBIE DRONES!!!!!

(The tape then returns to normal. For the most part.)

WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS COMPLICATIONS AND FINES

FINE 9C: "Zombie Drones"
FINE10C: Predacons

-> Core is not properly disconnected
-> Hardware is not physically destroyed
-> wdOS_606 is interrupted/rejected immediately (1A) or up to five (5) years later

Narrator: Incompletely disassembled drones may occasionally reboot from software death alone. More than undead federal fine hazards, these corrupted AI carry an increased risk of future error—

CORE TERMINATION REJECTION CAUS CHECKLIST - "T.O.F."

aiCore WD1001 -0.01% self-reboot rate (3020)

Technician Error (Repeat A1-B2)

Faulty OS String (Check Indicator)

Failsafe Wear (Inspect Pins)

(The tape glitches out once more as we zoom out from a television set sitting in a dump. A bird flies around looking for something to snack on. Underground, a drone awakens sinisterly.)