Gayass Bitch !JJK

Chapter 4

Gayass hoes
-3:17 PM-

Gojo
I dont think I can do this
The strongest sometimes needs a break too, (N/n)-chan😔

(Y/n)
Stfu Hoejo-Sensei and get back to drinking the tea
Or you wont be invited to my tea parties anymore

Yuji
Not the tea parties!

Toge
Those tea parties gave me PTSD when we were in kindergarden

Nobara
Wdym (N/n)'s tea parties are amazing

Nanami
Yes, her tea parties are excellent.

Megumi
One time her princess crown didnt fit on my head so she flattened my hair and then forced the crown on my head, it wasnt fun

Maki
I feel you

Yuta
Why
Just why
Oh btw (Y/n), Rika wanted to talk to you

Maki
Well, shit

(Y/n)
Oh kay

Yuta
I'ma give her my phone give me a sec

(Y/n)
Alr

Yuta (Rika)
HAVE YOU BEEN TALJING TO MY BOYFRIENF?!

(Y/n)
😳
I wasnt expecting that but k
And No I havent been talking to Your boyfriend

Yuta (Rika)
..

(Y/n)
Your boyfriends been talking to ME

Yuji
😨

Nobara
Someone get the popcorn!!

Toge
ON IT

Yuta (Rika)
Excuuse me?!#€€^€€
Why wouyld he be talking to u?!
You look like a mess

Yuta (Rika)
This you?

(Y/n)
😠😠😠🤬😠😠😠

Maki
😧

(Y/n)
And you ARE balding because of that missing hairline

(Y/n)
This you?

Yuta (Rika)
...

Gojo
OMG THE BEEF

Yuta (Rika)
The only thing missing is your dad and that’s why you're such a homewrecker

Maki
She did NOT JUST GO THAT FAR

(Y/n)
Atleast he is ALIVE

Yuji
😱

Yuta (Rika)
Thats what they tell you to make you feel better

(Y/n)
...
😢😢😢😢

Yuta
How did it go?

(Y/n)
My dad is DEAD🤧🤧🤧😭😭

Yuta
What??

Megumi
Backread

Megumi
Holy shit I'm soo sorry (Y/n) Rika is not usually like this
Usually she just snaps the girls in half

Shoko
Alr (Y/n) your therapy session is at 5

Gojo
NO
Everytime she comes from YOUR office she has a pack of cigarettes and a lighter
Care to explain🧐

Panda
(Y/n) smokes?

Shoko
That lil shit steals my cigarettes?

Gojo
So you dont give her the cigarettes?

Shoko
No, why would I give a child cigarettes

Megumi
Ya'll rly didnt know?

Nobara
How did YOU know

Megumi
Cuz I saw her once?

Yuji
I was there too, I'm pretty sure it was a lollipop that she stole from a kid

Megumi
Oh

Shoko
Oh, I guess gojo just saw wrong

Gojo
Damn

(Y/n)
Guys I'm back
Sukuna convinced me to do terrorism to make me feel better

Gojo
(Y/n), No
I cant bail you out of jail again

Sukuna
(Y/n) yes
Now lets go

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Jujutsu rumors

•It actually was just a lollipop
•She did steal the lighter tho
•Sukuna and (Y/n) exploded a Burger King and called it a day