Chapter 2

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Megumi
(Y/n) did you lose your dog, AGAIN

Gojo
Wait, she has a doggo?

Maki
Ooohh so thats what all the missing posters were about

Toge

TogeI'm suprised you didnt know it was her when you saw the poster

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Toge
I'm suprised you didnt know it was her when you saw the poster

Maki
SHUT UP TOGE NOT EVERBODY IS BESTIES WITH HER LIKE YOU ARE

Yuuji
Yeeeaahh but thats kinda basic information

Maki
ATLEAST I DIDNT LIE ABOUT MY DEATH

Sukuna
HAHAHAGAHHAFADEDDTAS

(Y/n)
Wowww, that was kinda mean.
But yyeeah I lost Señior Woofers again but I'm making hamburgers in Nobara's kitchen to lure him back

Toge
Get the fuck out of the kitchen dont think I forgot how you burnt cereal once

(Y/n)
How can you remember that😰😰

Toge
Dont think that the concussion you gave me with your frying pan was enough to make me forget.

(Y/n)
😰😰😰😰

Toge
But I still love you tho🥰

(Y/n)
🥰🥰🥰

Nobara
That's fucking weird
And I didnt even give you a premission to go into my kitchen🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

(Y/n)
Oopsie
But I'm cooking the Meat rn and it looks beatiful..

Shoko
I think you should come back to therapy..

(Y/n)
Nah, it's fine
But I do have a problem..

Panda
You always have problems but what is it

(Y/n)
How do I turn off the oven

Megumi
(Y/n) Istg you're gonna be the death of me

Nobara
I JUST HEARD AN EXPLOSION OMG I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS (Y/N)

Gojo
OMG IS THE KITCHEN BURNING DOWN

Yuuji
MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS (Y/N) OKAYY??!?!

Toge
^^^^^

(Y/n)
Haha dw I'm fine

Shoko
I'll be expecting you in my office

(Y/n)
Dw it's just a small concussion

Megumi
How tf do you even burn down a kitchen just by making hamburgers

Sukuna
Bcuz she's stupid af

Megumi
Okay, that's true

(Y/n)
I'm getting bullied, mom come pick me up I wanna go home😢

Nobara
Arent you at home already? My home is yours now too

(Y/n)
About that... We might need a new home

Megumi
Omg how bad is the damage

(Y/n)

Seen

(Y/n)
Oh and Señior Woofers came back but he pissed in the fire and it somehow became worse
seen

(Y/n)
Wtf dont leave me on seen
seen

(Y/n)
Okay maybe I deserved it
seen

(Y/n)
But its still no reason to leave me on seEEN!!
seen

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                    Jujutsu rumors
      
•Megumi was about to summon
Mahoraga again
•Nobara beat (Y/n)'s ass with a leather belt when she got back
•A new person is going to get in the groupchat

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